When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind?

[Ike Stain]

For me it's usually, "Damn—that was the best five hundred dollars I ever spent!"

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

"Thank god the body is still warm"

 

[feelfree]

I just enjoyed the feeling. There weren't any thoughts in my mind.

 

[Ike Stain]

"Thank god the body is still warm"

I wanna party with you!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

What should I have for breakfast?

 

[Hot Mega]

Who the fuck thinks when they 'sperm' in a woman??:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Depending on the circumstances....if the first chance you get to think is when you're cumming, it's too late for any thought worth considering.:o

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I wanna party with you!

Bring your own shovel.

 

[braindamaged62]

Bring your own shovel.

You guys crackle me up....:elaugh:

 

[Ike Stain]

Who the fuck thinks when they 'sperm' in a woman??

Right, but after the actual spermation, at some point a thought enters your head. That's what I'm asking.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I don't think, I'm to busy cumming

 

[ApolloBalboa]

"I wonder what's on tv?"

 

[Ike Stain]

"I wonder what's on tv?"

This is a man with his priorities straight!

 

[braindamaged62]

Bring your own shovel.

This is a man with his priorities straight!

Can someone get me a ****?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Right, but after the actual spermation

I think we need to start more conjugating of the word 'sperm' (yes, I know it's a noun, but let's verbify ....)

I sperm
I am sperming
I have spermed
We are spermers


and my thought is still about breakfast. Or Lunch. Or Dinner. Or a snack. Or if next time I should pretend she is Lindsay Lohan and not Michelle Trachtenburg

 

[shimmy2]

here is $25 now go to the ******** asap, buy the "PlanB" pill, show me the receipt and swallow it in front of me. true story!

 

[rock hard]

"What a great girl for letting me cum in her ass......oh ****...what was her name again??!!"

 

[Hot Mega]

Right, but after the actual spermation, at some point a thought enters your head. That's what I'm asking.

Oh...okay..so you meant 'after' not 'when' then.

In that case I would say it depends. But some I've had in the past were; how long is she going to be here before she leaves in the morning, how many times did she cum if any, this would have been fucked up if I didn't have extra condoms, damn!! THAT-****-WAS-GOOOOD!!, where are my underwear, her ass is niiice...fuck!!, that **** was lame...how can a chick be this fine and this lame at the same time, should I go to ***** or see if she wants to go again, I have to go...., etc.

 

[Ike Stain]

I think we need to start more conjugating of the word 'sperm'

Oh, it's definitely also a verb.

Just like "masturbate" is a verb as in "I masturbate", but also a noun as in "I covered her face with my masturbate"*.

*Note that pronunciation in the noun form is master-bit. ([i.e. "ejaculate" (verb) and "ejaculate" (noun)]

 

[The Grasshopper]

I have on occasion decided to moan like Lex Steele just for the fuck of it.

 

[Ike Stain]

here is $25 now go to the ******** asap, buy the "PlanB" pill, show me the receipt and swallow it in front of me. true story!

Never let it be said that this is not a man who doesn't know how to party.