What's The Worst Fast Food Chain In America?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

:eek: Well, I wouldn't say that In & Out Fatburger looks delicious, appetizing and inviting. It's more like huge, messy and gross. :1orglaugh
Perhaps the Ron Jeremy of burgers? :rofl2:

I imagine the worst burger would be considered the Zsa Zsa Gabor of Burgers with the meat tasting like it was carved off some old crow's amputated leg.

"Do'n vorry! Ve'll make more!"

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Allison Burgers is pretty terrible, too.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Allison Burgers is pretty terrible, too.

I dated a gal named Allison. Not the tastiest burger in town but the Slurpee machine worked pretty good. Closed one week a month and two if she could get away with it.

 

[xfire]

I don't give a flying retarded fuck what their name is - or implies - Five Guy's burgers are awesome. Fries are off the hook, too..

We recently got a Five Guys in Lufkin, but I haven't had the chance to swing by. The name was a bit off putting, but I trust you so I'll take the plunge pretty soon.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

We recently got a Five Guys in Lufkin, but I haven't had the chance to swing by. The name was a bit off putting, but I trust you so I'll take the plunge pretty soon.

Off-putting is right. Let's hope the Five Guys don't plunge into your burger. I assume assari wouldn't be a fan of the place.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Assair would be first in line if they opened one in Bumfuck Finland. He'd think it was a Turkish bathhouse or something and he'd realize his fantasy of getting spit roasted.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Assair would be first in line if they opened one in Bumfuck Finland. He'd think it was a Turkish bathhouse or something and he'd realize his fantasy of getting spit roasted.

It'd be Midnight Express night at the Turkish bathhouse with Rifki, Hamidou, undead Super-AIDS Brad Davis, regular real-life Randy Quaid, and even Jimmy Cornette getting himself some.

"I BRRRRREAK YOUR BACK, FUCK YOURRRRRR ASS, AND
HUMBLE YOU OLD COUNTRY WAY, VILLIAM AYESS!"

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Arby's. I remember, prior to ever eating from there, thinking it looked pretty good in the commercials. Decided to try it one day. Ordered a few things to see what I might like... and they all ended up in the trash.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I love Arby's! It is one of the places that I miss the most since I started this Paleo kick.

 

[ChuckFaze]

Wwwwwwwwww WHAT? Arby's ending up in the trash? :cussing: No fucking way! You take that back!

:rofl2: Okay, so just like Blue Countach, I also like Arby's. I haven't been there in ages because now that I live where I live, the nearest one isn't convenient. I love putting the Horseradish Sauce on pretty much everything, especially on the Fries.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Arby's curly fries are the best of any of the fast food restaurants. I don't even care if the beef isn't really roast beef either. That **** is delicious. The last time I went there I got take out. Forgot to get Arby's sauce and put Sweet Baby Ray's on it instead. It was so good I almost jizzed my pants.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You think **** is delicious?

 

[xfire]

Arby's Beef and Cheddar is one of the great all time sandwiches. I remember when they did 5 for $5, even better than when McDonald's still did 69¢ Cheeseburgers, talk about a bag full of happy.

 

[Jack Davenport]

You think **** is delicious?

I'm an idiot.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Arby's Beef and Cheddar is one of the great all time sandwiches. I remember when they did 5 for $5, even better than when McDonald's still did 69¢ Cheeseburgers, talk about a bag full of happy.

Fucking A. Found out that the red sauce they put on the Beef N Cheddar is actually Russian dressing.

 

[ChuckFaze]

Arby's curly fries are the best of any of the fast food restaurants. I don't even care if the beef isn't really roast beef either. That **** is delicious.

I remember a friend of mine used to say that the meat at Arby's was Rabbit meat. :eek: Then again, he also liked saying that Dr Pepper had Anti Freeze in it.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Normally if I want explosive diahrea...dhiarhea....diharea...the shits, I'll just snack on some ex-lax but Arby's Horsey sauce will do in a pinch. But their potato pancakes are the bomb.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Normally if I want explosive diahrea...dhiarhea....diharea...the shits, I'll just snack on some ex-lax but Arby's Horsey sauce will do in a pinch. But their potato pancakes are the bomb.

One, several, or all of the Colonel's 11 herbs & spices makes my diarrhea spray defy gravity. Like a 3 second **** and a 10 minute wipe and I start dabbing the back of my knees with the TP first. My dingleberries are as big as biscuits.

 

[RosyPalms]

I sure would like to someday taste an In & Out Burger. Because I have the sneaking suspicion that it's probably really more like the Paris Hilton or Kardashians of Hamburgers ... just famous for being famous. :rofl2: Or in Top *** terminology --- Its reputation is writing checks that its taste can't cash. :rofl:

Its pretty good...i got to BK, Jack in the Box and McDonalds a lot but had never been to In and Out. Their fries are the best and their burgers definately taste different. Almost like a gourmet burger...maybe closer to a burger you would get at a fancy restaurant. Or if you were to make them yourself...BK-McD-JITB would be like those frozen burger patties. In and Out is like ground beef with the right lean % and hand prepared and cooked. The In and Out that i went to actually had full glass windows all around their Kitchen area so when going through the drive through you could see then prepping the food.

 

[Rey C.]

I don't think anybody has said it yet, but Dairy Queen. Their ice cream products are pretty decent. But everything else is about a step below what you can get out of a Kwik Kafe vending machine... at twice the price.