What's The Worst Fast Food Chain In America?

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In this thread so far, places that suck include:

Long John Silver's
McDonald's
Domino's Pizza
Carl's Jr.
Subway
Burger King
Chipotle
Popeye's
Harvey's
Wendy's
KFC
[NOBABE]Ci Ci[/NOBABE]'s Pizza
Taco Bell
 
In this thread so far, places that suck include:

McDonald's
Domino's Pizza
Carl's Jr.
Subway
Burger King
Popeye's
Wendy's
KFC
Taco Bell

Those are some of my favorite places to eat. Just got 2 Carl's Jr. 1/2 lb Mile High Bacon Thickburgers for dinner tonight. Love that real, genuine Charbroiled tasty goodness.

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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Five Guys. I used to love them but then I realized it sounded like the worst porn scenario ever.
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
In this thread so far, places that suck include:

Long John Silver's
McDonald's
Domino's Pizza
Carl's Jr.
Subway
Burger King
Chipotle
Popeye's
Harvey's
Wendy's
KFC
[NOBABE]Ci Ci[/NOBABE]'s Pizza
Taco Bell

Subway is easily the worst sub place, If you notice they are always very eager to toast your bread, its because they want to give you old stale bread without you noticing, I bought a sub one day and you could break a fucking window with it, I wanted to throw it at them. I have a Mr. goodcents by me and its about 10 times better, they slice it directly on your sandwich and its ALWAYS fresh, fuck subway.
 
Five Guys. I used to love them but then I realized it sounded like the worst porn scenario ever.

I never tried that place but heard good things. I guess they're not as good anymore. Fatburger is my #1 burger joint.

Ace, you are a lucky fella. You have all the fast food chains that the west coast has and the ones the east coast has too. Fast food, good food, cheap food, all the time. I see those Sonic commercials with the Taste Bros teasing me about tater tots and 256 different flavored shakes but there's no Sonic anywhere near me.

The closest Popeye's to me I either gotta bring a gun or wrap myself in a body condom. They had one in Santa Monica that I liked so much I was still pissed at their closing even after I found out they were closed for health violations. It was still some good, spicy chicken with excellent sides all offered for a fair and friendly price.

The crown jewel of my neighborhood is my McDonald's located a block from me open 24 hours. It's a good McDonald's that's clean, busy enough to crank out fresh burgers, and good service from nice people probably here illegally.
 

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I would love to see all yall's Yelp pages. Mine's brutal, I take no fucking prisoners.
 

ChuckFaze

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I don't know about flat out Worst Fast Food Chain in America, but Dairy Queen has gone way downhill. Many years ago I used to absolutely love the Beltbuster with Cheese burger. Now they seem to be getting their meat patties from a different source. Now I'm not sure it's even beef. It's possibly Soy patties or something. They're taste-challenged. And what's worse, you can add more and more and more salt and pepper and it just doesn't seem to take. It doesn't enhance the flavor.

I commented to someone recently that while Dairy Queen wasn't horrible yet ... it was a place where I'd go only if someone else has said, "Heyyy! Let's go to Dairy Queen. I'm buying." Otherwise, if I am buying, I'll pass.
 

ChuckFaze

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I sure would like to someday taste an In & Out Burger. Because I have the sneaking suspicion that it's probably really more like the Paris Hilton or Kardashians of Hamburgers ... just famous for being famous. :rofl2: Or in Top Gun terminology --- Its reputation is writing checks that its taste can't cash. :rofl:
 
I sure would like to someday taste an In & Out Burger. Because I have the sneaking suspicion that it's probably really more like the Paris Hilton or Kardashians of Hamburgers ... just famous for being famous. :rofl2: Or in Top Gun terminology --- Its reputation is writing checks that its taste can't cash. :rofl:

Everyone's taste is different but personally I love In n OUT.
 
I sure would like to someday taste an In & Out Burger. Because I have the sneaking suspicion that it's probably really more like the Paris Hilton or Kardashians of Hamburgers ... just famous for being famous. :rofl2: Or in Top Gun terminology --- Its reputation is writing checks that its taste can't cash. :rofl:

FATBURGER > IN 'n' OUT BURGER

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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I don't give a flying retarded fuck what their name is - or implies - Five Guy's burgers are awesome. Fries are off the hook, too..

Yeah, after you have them add bacon, onions, ketchup, mustard, lettuce, tomato, A1, grilled onions, jalapenos, or any other accoutrement. Learned the hard way. Their fries are good and it's pretty cool they give you free peanuts while you wait. But In-and-Outs fries are better.
 

ChuckFaze

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:eek: Well, I wouldn't say that In & Out Fatburger looks delicious, appetizing and inviting. It's more like huge, messy and gross. :1orglaugh
Perhaps the Ron Jeremy of burgers? :rofl2:
 
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