All I had for breakfast was a huge, extra strong cup of coffee and two bran muffins.
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What Will Give You Diarrhea Every Time You Eat It???
- Thread starter Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Greek food. Gyros put my out for the count.
Oh, I'll give you TMI...
Round Table pizza. Once I ate an entire extra large pepperoni and linguica pizza from Round Table, with a pitcher of Coors Light to wash it down. All in about, oh, 20 minutes give or take. Bad idea, I shit my ass for about 3 hours. After the first 20 minutes of peeing out of my ass, my stomach started to hurt so bad that I started throwing up at the same time from the pain in my stomach. I had to sit sideways on the toilet so I could throw up in the tub while I was shitting my entire intestinal tract out. If there was any upside to this, the violent manner in which I was projectile vomiting into the shower made my stomach strain so much that I didn't even really have to try to shit, because it was happening involuntarily, in rhythm with my vomiting. Oh, and then the shower drain got clogged with all the undigested pepperoni and linguica, so while I was still shitting and vomiting, I had to reach my fingers down the drain to loosen up the vomit that had gotten lodged in the drain so the tub wouldn't get too backed up with a watery, Italian meat mixture. Ever seen ring around the tub that consisted of pizza grease? Its pretty neat.
At any rate, I'm pretty sure it was the amount of food that I ingested in such a short time span that brought this about as opposed to the actual Round Table itself. I just really wanted to share that story with someone. Round Table and I are still good friends, but on more of a platonic level now.
Oh, I'll give you TMI...
Round Table pizza. Once I ate an entire extra large pepperoni and linguica pizza from Round Table, with a pitcher of Coors Light to wash it down. All in about, oh, 20 minutes give or take. Bad idea, I shit my ass for about 3 hours. After the first 20 minutes of peeing out of my ass, my stomach started to hurt so bad that I started throwing up at the same time from the pain in my stomach. I had to sit sideways on the toilet so I could throw up in the tub while I was shitting my entire intestinal tract out. If there was any upside to this, the violent manner in which I was projectile vomiting into the shower made my stomach strain so much that I didn't even really have to try to shit, because it was happening involuntarily, in rhythm with my vomiting. Oh, and then the shower drain got clogged with all the undigested pepperoni and linguica, so while I was still shitting and vomiting, I had to reach my fingers down the drain to loosen up the vomit that had gotten lodged in the drain so the tub wouldn't get too backed up with a watery, Italian meat mixture. Ever seen ring around the tub that consisted of pizza grease? Its pretty neat.
At any rate, I'm pretty sure it was the amount of food that I ingested in such a short time span that brought this about as opposed to the actual Round Table itself. I just really wanted to share that story with someone. Round Table and I are still good friends, but on more of a platonic level now.
Terry Sleeper
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Plums. I like them, but they don't like me.
Plums make me shit blue lights.
I could take a fly's eye out at 50 yards after a handful of fresh plums.
Well - you asked.
Plums make me shit blue lights.
I could take a fly's eye out at 50 yards after a handful of fresh plums.
Well - you asked.
Coffee will tear you up, son.
HE1FiNEARTiST
Banned
the orange chicken from pf changs, but i keep on eating it :crying:
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
TMI??? You freely clicked on to a thread with the word "Diarrhea" in it.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
OK Diarrhea fans, a little update. Made some Breakfast Burritos with eggs, chorizo, jack cheese, onion, jalapeño, and salsa folded into a flour tortilla. It was really good and when the time was right I made my trip to the toilet. Sat down letting out a nice fart then a three round burst of some spicy diarrhea. Stayed on the bowl for about 15 minutes and enjoyed a game of Tetris on my Nintendo DS. I wiped a couple times making sure I pushed the paper toward the front of the bowl not blocking my view. Got up and took a look and it looked just like the chorizo that I cooked up, orange grease and all. I wondered where the eggs went then noticed they were plastered under the seat when I lifted it. It was a shame flushing it down the toilet because it was a real work of art.
The Grasshopper
was here
If I'm sick or drink to much Jack or Southern Comfort the night or night's before I get it at times.
http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/diarrhea/
http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/diarrhea/
peterthebeater
Banned
Snails and bacon
SpexyAshleigh
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Mcdonalds breakfast everytime. Its a great aid for constipation, actually. Eat it, wait ten minutes and get ready for the pain. 
Lovely thread though. Can't wait to eat dinner :1orglaugh
Lovely thread though. Can't wait to eat dinner :1orglaugh
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