What TV shows have you jacked off to?
- Thread starter rob41493
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Wonder Woman and Dukes of Hazzard (thanks Lynda Carter and Catherine Bach!), and once to E!'s Wild On ... see they covered Score Magazine's Boob Cruise, and I couldn't help myself. :hatsoff:
for me when i was younger it was pmk (popular mechanics for kids)
46 seconds?
Damn Baill! I might have to start calling you two strokes McGee :1orglaugh
You can call me 3 strokes McGoo if you want, as you only beat my old record by 4 seconds
Well Blue, if you watch the LPGA when Paula Creamer and Natilie Gulbis are playing, you can get all worked uo by the time Di Stewart comes on!
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Ah now I see where you're coming from.
I mean to try to think of the mechanics that would even go into a 46 second wank is near on impossible. Firs you need to get your pants off in less than a second. Or at least whip it out the fly of your pants without cutting it on the jaws of your fly while trying to get erect at the same time which would almost certainly lead to a mild cut or two if you went down the through the hole route. And even if you do all that it's taken you 15-20 seconds.
Then as you get into it you're going to have to move your wrist at such speeds that it'll never be the same again afterwards and it'll always have a strange clicking noise when turned at certain angles.
You will probably then faint or suffer a brain hemorrhage trying to fit all this in to the time period you have which is decreasing at what seems like an ever quickening pace. So whilst you're there on the floor having keeled over, you find yourself taking your last breaths and you finally spew whilst the old people are discussing the merits of cod liver oil.
And you think to yourself, "shit".
But now we have cleared all this up we can move on.
So, I got that going for me.
Saved by the Bell....Diddled, not jacked off!
xena warrior princess:bowdown:
60 Minutes
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I have many fond memories of the Solid Gold Dancers. Then there was the Star Search model's competition.
How about the episode on Bones where Emily Deschanel dressed as Wonderwoman?
Has anyone said Charmed yet? I still have a thing for Alyssa Milano (great vampire movie she did too!) Rose McGowan too!
