What religion are you?

[BlueBalls]

Ohhh?? Well it's good to hear that you are willing. Shall we pro-

What? Really? Hmmmmm....too impure you say?! Say whaaat?! He did WHAT to a possum?! Okay okay, but he's going to be disappointed. Okay...okay then....Listen, I gotta go.....i gotta-yeah for sure we'll talk later....okay, bye.

.....
*ahem*....Uh sorry BB but my god has decided put off your ***** orgy indefinitely. He um...didn't tell me why but I guess you're off the hook.:wave2:

Fine! Fuck your god!

You know what I'm going to do!? Huh!?! Just to smite your silly **** ant of a god, I'm going to take a whole bunch of acid, sit in the bath tub and play with my transformers.

So yeah! Fuck it! This is gonna be so much more fun than that ****.

I hope whoever you choose has AIDS and you all die, slowly.

 

[PirateKing]

Fine! Fuck your god!

You know what I'm going to do!? Huh!?! Just to smite your silly **** ant of a god, I'm going to take a whole bunch of acid, sit in the bath tub and play with my transformers.

So yeah! Fuck it! This is gonna be so much more fun than that ****.

I hope whoever you choose has AIDS and you all die, slowly.

Well, this is awkward...

 

[BlueBalls]

Well, this is awkward...

Damn right it's awkward! I'm in the tub PK, I'm in the tub right now readying the razor blade.

So I can shave my shoulders! YEAH! You like that!? Tell your little bitch, **** ant of a god I hope he ****** on his ****** cunt hair.

 

[LukeEl]

I pray to Crom... but I seldom pray to him, he doesn't listen. He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of steel?" If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!

 

[PirateKing]

Damn right it's awkward! I'm in the tub PK, I'm in the tub right now readying the razor blade.

So I can shave my shoulders! YEAH! You like that!? Tell your little bitch, **** ant of a god I hope he ****** on his ****** cunt hair.

Why did you have to go and say things like that? My god happens to be very sensitive about his ****** cunt hair.

 

[BlueBalls]

Why did you have to go and say things like that? My god happens to be very sensitive about his ****** cunt hair.

Because he like to chew on it, right? And he likes to watch his ******* fat stomach jiggle while he's down there while she giggles.

Giggles and jiggles motherfucker! Yeah I went there.

 

[PirateKing]

Because he like to chew on it, right? And he likes to watch his ******* fat stomach jiggle while he's down there while she giggles.

Giggles and jiggles motherfucker! Yeah I went there.

Now wait a minute!!

...huh? Oh really? Ohohohoho! Ok ok ill tell him...:1orglaugh

He says you'll be hearing from his lawyer.:thefinger

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Wow you guys sound like your talking about my religion.
I'm a pagan.
I worship a hairy ****** cunt.
but no ***** orgy and definitely no Satan (the gods of the bible are dushbags).
let the fanatics have the ***** orgy and slaughter themselves out of my misery.
then the surviving women can come over to my place.

 

[woy]

Catholic





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:1orglaugh So true!

 

[ikizido]

In my religion, I am God

 

[timon]

Muslim

 

[Johan]

I iodentify myself as anti-clerical cathlolic : I share the catholic faith but I **** the high clergy and everything coming from the Vatican, all what they say, do or decide is **** !

 

[JayJohn85]

I pray to Crom... but I seldom pray to him, he doesn't listen. He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of steel?" If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!

 

[davs78]

I practise Lezley Zen Buddhism on weekdays. Weekends I practise being a total cunty bollocks.

 

[Mr Dragon]

I don't have a religion just some things i believe in.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I want to study Odinism, the religion of my ancestors many many centuries ago. But I think I will reiterate that I am Protestant.

 

[roronoa3000]

Christian

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'm a solipsist; I am God. Bow to me.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I'm Culturally Catholic but Spiritually Agnostic.

 

[saschaxx]

got my own * religion * ...