don't watch those showsStop using public transportaion.
Oprah and her channel
Ellen DeGeneres
"Dr" Phil
The Tyra Show
Judge Judy
Wendy Williams
"Dr" Oz
The "Doctors"
The View
Hugh Heffner
Yes! :clap:
Where was this at?
What else is wrong? Look into getting disability.
Stop using them. Problem solved. :hatsoff:
WTF is that?!? A wheeled vagina?
people that type an entire sentence without really thinking about the message they wish to convey it makes it considerably worse especially so on a tuesday when they totally fail to use the the shift button on their keyboard i know because last tuesday the shift button on my keyboard the one i got at goodwill last year you remember the story has a broken shift key so i can not use many of the punctuation features that i normally would considering the circumstances that said it also pisses me off that the keyboard the one i got at goodwill has a broken shift key that comma and the period are also broken but that is ok because i have a free giftcard for wallmart and maybe i can get a new replacement for the keyboard my mother lost her mind when she was a little girl and she needs a new ones so maybe i can help but if i regardless of the timing getting a new keyboard is a priority i will need to consider carefully or i might go mad
people that type an entire sentence without really thinking about the message they wish to convey it makes it considerably worse especially so on a tuesday when they totally fail to use the the shift button on their keyboard i know because last tuesday the shift button on my keyboard the one i got at goodwill last year you remember the story has a broken shift key so i can not use many of the punctuation features that i normally would considering the circumstances that said it also pisses me off that the keyboard the one i got at goodwill has a broken shift key that comma and the period are also broken but that is ok because i have a free giftcard for wallmart and maybe i can get a new replacement for the keyboard my mother lost her mind when she was a little girl and she needs a new ones so maybe i can help but if i regardless of the timing getting a new keyboard is a priority i will need to consider carefully or i might go mad
Pulling the baggy out of my pocket and finding no weed!
Pulling the baggy out of my pocket and finding no weed!
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Taking your jeans out of the washing machine after all was soaped up, agitated, rinsed, spun... repeat cycle, only to find a soggy baggy containing the 1 bud 1/4z you bought earlier in the day.
:sing: "Those were the days..." :sing:
:1orglaugh
Sorry dude, I bogart'd it and the cookie dough from your fridge. Oh and the Cheetos, and I left the taco bell wrappers on your lawn.
My gf. Fucking women!
My gf. Fucking women!
I have no problem with my girlfriend fucking women. :dunno: