Here are somethings that pissed me off today.
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Bandwidth Caps
Like ISPs need anymore money with the craptacular speed
rice ratio they charge in the North America (US/Canada).
Such blatant douchery...
I hope Lulsec or some other hacking conglomerate virtually castrates these ISP heads;
whom most likely don't need porn as the average person does, thanks to the provision H
of their expense accounts (H as in Hooker).
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Social Networking junkies
Fuck off.
No fuck is given for your various achievements on Facebook.
I'm fine with having a handful of "Actual" friends I can call upon whenever shit hits the fan,
or whenever I just want to get a beer or watch a game/fight with.
Don't try to indoctrinate me with your religion of Facebooking half your waking life.
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Zombie "Insert Brand name" Fanbois
Fuck off.
I don't give two shits about what you think, unless you can logically explain why you feel the brand
you so much adore is superior in comparison to the competitors.
If you have done at least 30 minutes of googling on said brand and product; which one should do
regardless if they are going to spend money on it, you'll be knowledgeable enough to tell me what
sets it apart.
If not, take your illogical and fanatical devotion to a local cult where it will be appreciated.
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Cheating by either Gender
You weak willed douchebags and douchebag-ettes.
If you accumulate/collect the collateral damage, friendly fire, etc., that a bombed relationship
brings upon the social associates of said relationship, the time wasted on this doomed endeavor
outweighs whatever emotional and physical bullshit you experienced because of it.
Why the hell would you do something in the first place if you are going to do it half-arsed?!
That reminds me...
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People who do half arsed jobs and do not own up to it
Go fuck yourself.
If you are going to do something in the first place, do it at least to the conventional norm.
If not, At The Fucking Least, own up to it motherfucker.
Don't try to make bullshit excuses for which is clearly your own incompetence.
Grow some balls or in a female's case, ovaries.
Or as the above saying implies, you don't deserve to reproduce and provide the Earth with the
scourge that is your future offsprings; who'll be shown how to achieve the pinnacle of douchery
by their doucheking of a parent.
/ End Rant.
