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As for your affinity for Bayern Munich ... you've never been to Germany, I suppose. They're the antichrist.
I have no affinity with Bayern at all, just pointing out that while everyone wets/creams themselves over how brilliant Barca are they just got stuffed 7-0. Obviously if they had played Man United then would have lost 20-0. As for Germany, I love the place I've been maybe 30 times in the last 15 years. They all fucking love handball which I find is the shitest sport ever after Ice Hockey, Baseball, basketball & Yankee football (other than basketball I've been to see a game at all three sports in the States)