Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Bored people; fans of the failed movie "Cats" demand the release of "the Butthole cut" of the film.
There was a time, before the Corona virus, that a really terrible movie was released. It had a lot of star power, unusual CGI effects and a really confusing plot. Among the unusual effects was the anatomically correct portrayal of the cats, including buttholes. Someone in post production was a little puritanical and decided we, as a society, weren't mature enough to see actors in cat costumes with buttholes intact.
A hashtag on twitter, #releasethebuttholecut has popped up with several powerful film industry types chirping in with their support for this noble cause. I almost fully support this effort except that the result will be that I'd see James Corden's and Dame Judy Dench's CGI buttholes.
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There was a time, before the Corona virus, that a really terrible movie was released. It had a lot of star power, unusual CGI effects and a really confusing plot. Among the unusual effects was the anatomically correct portrayal of the cats, including buttholes. Someone in post production was a little puritanical and decided we, as a society, weren't mature enough to see actors in cat costumes with buttholes intact.
A hashtag on twitter, #releasethebuttholecut has popped up with several powerful film industry types chirping in with their support for this noble cause. I almost fully support this effort except that the result will be that I'd see James Corden's and Dame Judy Dench's CGI buttholes.
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