Vivid offered 5.000.000 to Pippa for one scene

[Xombie3000]

Just cause it got bumped to the previous page...

Pippa topless pics are out there.

http://www.thedaily.com/page/2011/05/10/051011-gossip-pippa-middleton-1-3/

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

As opposed to Serena Williams or some shit?

Explain to me how these are pancakes, you tool:

http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2011/05/pippa-middleton-ass-bikini-180x128.jpg

yup

those are pancakes bub

i eat at IHOP a lot so zolf knows what pancakes look like

not sayin i wont give her my man meat with a side of thick creamy man butter

but her booty is in the negative zone

so much so that she actually owes someone some ass

if it makes u feel better we can compare her booty to other slim white girls

no need to bring serena's donkey booty in this

Sasha Grey - bootylicious

Rachel Starr - bootylicious

Jada Stevens - bootylicious

April Flowers - bootylicious

Tiana Lynn - you guessed it, bootylicious!

Pippa Middleton - PANCAKES with extra Pan

She has a flat fucking ass Whitey

:1orglaugh

:rofl2:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

yup

those are pancakes bub

i eat at IHOP a lot so zolf knows what pancakes look like

not sayin i wont give her my man meat with a side of thick creamy man butter

but her booty is in the negative zone

so much so that she actually owes someone some ass

if it makes u feel better we can compare her booty to other slim white girls

no need to bring serena's donkey booty in this

Sasha Grey - bootylicious

Rachel Starr - bootylicious

Jada Stevens - bootylicious

April Flowers - bootylicious

Tiana Lynn - you guessed it, bootylicious!

Pippa Middleton - PANCAKES with extra Pan


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Oh, you thought you'd pop your little peanut of a brain ass head in here, huh? I already made my case on it. I see close to 20 have said they would hit her over her sis' in the other thread that was started, so there isn't much more to add to it (other than It'd be nice if some of those would back me up here).

But please, try to at least form some complete sentences if you want to try to belittle someone, you parasite. Thanks! :hatsoff:

PS: Albert Haynesworth is BAYAMONXX' idol. Who's your idol, Muzzammil Hassan? :1orglaugh

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

Oh, you thought you'd pop your little peanut of a brain ass head in here, huh? I already made my case on it. I see close to 20 have said they would hit her over her sis' in the other thread that was started, so there isn't much more to add to it (other than It'd be nice if some of those would back me up here).

But please, try to at least form some complete sentences if you want to try to belittle someone, you parasite. Thanks! :hatsoff:

PS: Albert Haynesworth is BAYAMONXX' idol. Who's your idol, Muzzammil Hassan? :1orglaugh

looks like someone took that whitey comment to heart :1orglaugh



i find being called a parasite a compliment coming from someone like you

means i got the power to make your ass sick at will

your response to my post doesnt do anything to refute this fact either home slice

i say the girl has no booty and you throw a hissy fit like some little girl

sorry you got your little vagina all hurt

and my idol is Salah ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub for your info

that name translates to one bad SOB

 

[Atar554]

It's an English woman that became an extended part of a royal monarchy with no power or relevancy... Unless her name is Sophie Howard I don't give a fuck.

Even if I thought she was decent there's no reason for her to get the attention she is. Once the popularity of the moment dies down no one will give two shits. Just like when people were still saying Snooki was hot.

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

It's an English woman that became an extended part of a royal monarchy with no power or relevancy... Unless her name is Sophie Howard I don't give a fuck.

Even if I thought she was decent there's no reason for her to get the attention she is. Once the popularity of the moment dies down no one will give two shits. Just like when people were still saying Snooki was hot.

snooki

:throwup:

ive taken shits hotter than her

that skank is UH-GOO-LEE!

 

[mr. jizz]

Yeah she's not hot at all. Look at that bikini picture, she's totally flabby and not fit at all, I'd say she's a five, I see way better looking girls than her everyday at the gym or at school. Her new nickname should be short-stack cause she's got a pancake ass.

 

[Atar554]

just look at this fucking badunkadunk!!!1111oneoneoneoneone

snooki

:throwup:

ive taken shits hotter than her

that skank is UH-GOO-LEE!

They probably smelled more palatable too

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

Yeah she's not hot at all. Look at that bikini picture, she's totally flabby and not fit at all, I'd say she's a five, I see way better looking girls than her everyday at the gym or at school. Her new nickname should be short-stack cause she's got a pancake ass.

:1orglaugh

way better pun than i came up with

:hatsoff:

 

[busaguy79]

She isn't bad looking just don't think she'd do any good making porn, she isn't doing anyways so this thread has no relevance whatsoever!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

i say the girl has no booty and you throw a hissy fit like some little girl

sorry you got your little vagina all hurt

It was up to something like 20 something to 30 something, her versus sis and her sis is fine as hell. I know I ain't the only one who thinks that way.

 

[STDiva]

Her sister is certainly prettier. But this girl, I wouldn't buy her a drink.

 

[prof_porn]

Will she accept?

She has a nice bum.

 

[busenbust]

Pippa no way ! Kate - oh yes !!! :nanner:

 

[Gape_Fan]

She's doing a 12 man BroBang set at Fuckingham Palace.

 

[Atar554]

I'm silently counting the days till we have a new porn series featuring a Pippa lookalike.

It can be called "Pippa the Pecker Piper" and it can entail all her torrid cock filled frolics through the English countryside. Moving from the wang of the lowly rube to the fine golden hewn shaft of the Royal family. Even her sister's husband and future King, can do all but resist the wiles of a woman on a mission for penis...his penis.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I don't get what the fascination is about her?! She's not pretty/hot at all. I mean she's not butt-ugly, but she's certainly average. Kate on the other hand is super pretty. But why is everyone getting excited about Pippa? If Kate wasn't who she is, Pippa would be the average girl at the gym that no one looks twice at.

 

[georges]

hahaha that is the funninest thing I have read :laugh:

 

[prof_porn]

I don't get what the fascination is about her?! She's not pretty/hot at all. I mean she's not butt-ugly, but she's certainly average. Kate on the other hand is super pretty. But why is everyone getting excited about Pippa? If Kate wasn't who she is, Pippa would be the average girl at the gym that no one looks twice at.

Pippa is nice Ash.
:drool1:

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

:1orglaugh

:rofl2:

what the fuck happened to my jon stewart gif?

that was the funniest part