Vivid offered 5.000.000 to Pippa for one scene

[Bloodshot Scott]

Shameless self-promotion everyone? A stunt guaranteed never to be called, but guaranteed to generate vapid publicity.

Vivid must be desperate ...

I thought the same thing...

This reeks of desperation and frankly it's pretty low class IMHO.:2 cents:

My first thought(s)^

Who would like to see Fergie fucking ? : .

Ummm, Fergie isn't bad at all. Not at all.

Pippa is fucking ugly.

You smokin' crack. :nono:

 

[STDiva]

Ummm, Fergie isn't bad at all. Not at all.



You smokin' crack. :nono:

Ya, she's so hot. Not.

And I think they're talking about the dutchess of York. Not the black eyed peas chic.

 

[Atar554]

This thread angers me just because the name "Pippa" is so astoundingly idiotic it defies human expression.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Ya, she's so hot. Not.

And I think they're talking about the dutchess of York. Not the black eyed peas chic.

Sorry, brah, she is not that bad. Besides, anyone can find a shit picture of anyone, and half the chicks you beat yo shit to - what do you suppose they look like in a bad light (after waking up, no makeup, etc. etc,)? :nono:

 

[STDiva]

I didn't have to look very hard. She's a 3/10.

 

[STDiva]

As a matter of fact, every picture I saw in google images was grotesque. She's ugly dude. Having a mediocre body and being famous doesn't make you attractive. She is the definition of butterface.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I didn't have to look very hard. She's a 3/10.

She is a 7-8/10. :nono:

 

[STDiva]

Ha. Maybe in Minnesota.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Ha. Maybe in Minnesota.

I'd put TC girls against Windsor girls any day of the week. Don't front, son. And Detroit? Fuck. You ain't got any idea of the perfect specimens I see everyday. My city has the most colleges per capita in the entire country.

 

[D-rock]

Remember when Vivid used to make good porn? Yeah, it's getting harder for me to. It's been a long time. Now they are reduced to making stupid stunts that anybody with any sense can see through.

 

[STDiva]

Sorry. I can't take anything you say seriously now that you've said Pippa is an 8.

 

[Atar554]

Sorry. I can't take anything you say seriously now that you've said Pippa is an 8.

Pippa is an eight and I agree totally with Bloodshot.


As long as it's on a scale of 0 to 100. 100 being gorgeous, 0 being Pippa minus her hair and teeth.

 

[PirateKing]

What a waste of money.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Sorry. I can't take anything you say seriously now that you've said Pippa is an 8.

And I can't take anything you say seriously now that you've said her body is "mediocre" and that she is a 3.

Yeeeeah fuckin' right.

 

[STDiva]

Look at that 3.

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

she is aight in the face

she can swallow zolf's load and had best be thankful for the pleasure

that body could be a lot better tho

girl suffers from that noassatol disease

she looks like a white version of a malnourished ethiopian

*swish*

 

[Icewater Jones]

Folks talking about how hot she is need to calm the fuck down and stop being prisoner of the moment. Pippa is a 5 at best, and is no more than the flavor of the month at this time.

 

[Galactic]

Pippa Middleton offered $5M to do porn

Pippa Middleton — the sister of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge — has been offered $5 million to start in just one scene of a porn movie.

Steven Hirsch, founder and co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment, sent a letter to Middleton on Friday, TMZ reports.

"As far as I was concerned, you were the star of the recent royal wedding," Hirsch wrote in the letter, posted to the celebrity gossip website. "As I watched a broadcast of the event, I couldn't help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult star."

Catherine and Prince William were married in London on April 29.

He said after seeing photos of her "having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies."

The photos Hirsch mentioned show Middleton dancing with a man in her bra or a bikini top.

"For just one explicit scene, I would be pleased to offer you $5 million," Hirsch wrote.

And if Middleton's brother, James, wanted to do a separate scene, Hirsch said he was willing to pay him $1 million.

"I hope you will give this offer serious consideration," Hirsch wrote.

Vivid Entertainment has announced they are producing an X-rated feature of William and Kate consummating their marriage. It will include look-alikes, and will feature a scene where Prince Harry and Middleton walk in on their siblings in the act and may hook up themselves.

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/05/08/pippa-middleton-offered-5m-to-do-porn

And if you believe this, you're as stupid as everyone already thinks you are.

 

[domshooter]

honestly, she aint that great. her sisters better looking. but then again, shes not really important or anything, so i dont give a shit about her anyway

 

[STDiva]

And I can't take anything you say seriously now that you've said her body is "mediocre" and that she is a 3.

Yeeeeah fuckin' right.

Seriously though, is that pic supposed to be proof she's good looking? She's ugly, she's got no ass, no curves and an unwarranted sense of accomplishment. When TMZ stops shoving her ugly face down our throats, I'm sure you'll see what I mean.