No no no. You're way off. The sharp edges from the Optimus Prime toy he shoved in his ass cut up his rectum, and due to some crusty, twenty year old jizz falling out from behind one of the tires he got an infection and is now in a coma.
Close, but there's no way Optimus Prime would allow that to happen. It was obviously a Megatron toy.
Yeah, but who the hell would want to stick Megatron up their ass?
Jet.
I knew that was going to be your answer. flylicker
so, did the website ever come up?
Nope the board is now condemned! The website will never be. Jett has moved on to being a bouncer or street fighter. Who knows. Who cares.
This board is now officially
CONDEMNED!