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alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Did she drop some raspberry filling from her doughnut earlier on her left breast between photos? I think I see some on her in the fourth photo.

:rofl: Jesus Christ, thats funny!
 
Power rangers were after my time. What about Voltron?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0YkXmebAGM

Can't you see STDiva, Born2Jizz, PretoDragao, and myself doing shit like that on his front lawn? While singing in tune: Go, go Power Freeones! And doing half assed roundhouse kicks, flying kicks and falling to the ground, karate chops and shit. Screaming out Aye-Ah!! Hoo! Waaaaa!!!

That would be the ultimate display of badassetry on someone's front lawn in the history of fucking time!!

Jett would shit his pants through his cock! He will be so scared and unable to work bodily functions correctly!
 

jasonk282

Banned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0YkXmebAGM

Can't you see STDiva, Born2Jizz, PretoDragao, and myself doing shit like that on his front lawn? While singing in tune: Go, go Power Freeones! And doing half assed roundhouse kicks, flying kicks and falling to the ground, karate chops and shit. Screaming out Aye-Ah!! Hoo! Waaaaa!!!

That would be the ultimate display of badassetry on someone's front lawn in the history of fucking time!!

Jett would shit his pants through his cock! He will be so scared and unable to work bodily functions correctly!

OK that WOULD be funny as hell. I would actually buy you all the plane tickets too.
 
I've got dibs on being the Green Ranger!! NAY! Blue for Freeones!! OR! We could ALL dress in blue with orange and white trim with the Freeones girl on our chests! FUCKING RAD!!!!!!!!!!



AND Jet wouldn't be able to tell who's who!! Lol Freeones beatdown!!
 
Ok, well Jet would probably be able to pick me out. I'd be the one screaming "SEE JET??! YOU SHOULD'VE JUST SHOWN US HER TITS!!!" lmao!


:dunno::dunno:what? I would.....:dunno::dunno:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Of all the posts that get deleted for going "off topic" in different threads recently, all of our posts in this thread have certainly survived for a long, looooong time, don't ya think? And, like 90% of them have nooooothing to do with the thread topic. Shit, we're actually just making fun of this dude at this point. :dunno:
 
No body cares about this thread. It's kind of like going down in the ghetto and spray painting on an abandoned factory, then taking grainy, crappy photographs of it and showing it off to a bunch of people. Simply nobody will care about it!

The same goes about this thread. :hatsoff:
 
No. Then our fun times will be done for if anyone catches wind of this obscured thread!
 
You have to feel sorry for someone who hasn't heard of Captain Beefheart. :nono:

Born2Jizz I implore you. Get out there into the big, bad world and experience the genius that is the great Captain Beefheart. What I'm really asking you to do, is live B2J ...... LIVE!!!!!
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
What happened to Jet?
Did the bank repossess his computer?

No no no. You're way off. The sharp edges from the Optimus Prime toy he shoved in his ass cut up his rectum, and due to some crusty, twenty year old jizz falling out from behind one of the tires he got an infection and is now in a coma.
 
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