Things you would never say.

[bigbadbrody]

Your Mom is hot

 

[Smittmaestro]

Sorry, only one square of tp for me thanks!

-cs™

 

[pornlover21]

The media is correct and reliable.

 

[member006]

I love Wednesday more than Chocolate.

 

[HeartBroker]

...no thanks on the T-Bone, do you have any tofu?

 

[member006]

Water is horrible, I'd prefer a soda please.

 

[Perilypos]

Frequent searching for a new site to host signatures is so funny - I am so happy I can do it!

 

[HeartBroker]

Frequent searching for a new site to host signatures is so funny - I am so happy I can do it!

It truly is a joy!

 

[The Captain]

Blabberenblatherskite!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Smittmaestro]

"It's terrible that Rosie has left The View."

-cs™

 

[HeartBroker]

"It's terrible that Rosie has left The View."

-cs™

Yes, and I hope she's elected President!

 

[squallumz]

lets watch mtv!

 

[member006]

I wish somebody would put up more fun jerk off threads.

 

[D-rock]

I'm going to take off my pants and put on my assless leg chaps.

 

[tunsty]

Brandon Routh is by far the best actor to have played Superman.

 

[member006]

I just love it when members call me an idiot.

 

[tunsty]

From now on, I'm just going to post in 'serious' threads, because everyone thinks my views are correct and valid...although they never bother to tell me at the time.

 

[D-rock]

I miss some of that old cafeteria meat loaf I ate in my school days.

 

[drdeath67]

I absolutely loath Lasagna!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Dear God I hate Diet Coke, hot dogs and Spaghettios!"

-cs™