Things you learn by watching porn

[Mistyck]

No matter how long the scene the woman never gets desensitized.

The man is always aroused by the woman no matter what she looks like.

No matter what the position both parties are always up for it.

Sex in public is always welcome, no matter what city you're in.

Us women are always glad when a man finishes on our face, and we always smile in the end.

That's what I learned, so far.

 

[piter_m]

Black men always have biggest cocks.
Every woman want to get fucked in the ass even when they don't do it on video.
Not matter how ugly the guy is he is always adored by all the chicks around.
Nowadays 99% of cumshots end up on woman's face.
The chicks are always ready and in the mood to have sex.
Most women are bisexual and don't mind doing threesomes and dp.
That's about what i learned

 

[Quagmire33]

ive learnt as black guys have big cocks yes
also most women are bi
Asian girls are very cute and generally make a lot more noise than others
Latin&African girls generally seem to have very hard bodies
Theres a lot more fucking porn out there than I thought, as well as a lot of other crazy perverts with similar minds to mine

 

[Kingfisher]

That if you start having sex with a woman, maybe one of two other guys will just show up and start undressing to join in. It's actually quite unsettling.

 

[D-rock]

A lot of people for some reason like wearing their footwear to bed when they have sex.

The rooms in people's houses will often look plain with nothing on the wall and a few pieces of furniture. Like they were just put there right there a short while ago to fill out the room.

 

[anomaly]

Many women like to piss on their partner(s) and pretend they had an orgasm.

 

[piter_m]

Chicks often like to gag till they puke,
No matter what they always have perfect makeup.
Girls do like ass to mouth and exchanging every possible liquid human body produces, which is sometimes more than gross ukey:
Never ask your girlfriend if she wants to have sex, just get on with it cause she always wants it.
Often the better looking chick the worse sex techniques she's using, very pretty ones often don't know how to fuck at all. Thank god it's not like that in real life

 

[jayaprak]

Here are things at least I learnt, and it could very well reflect real life. random.

1. All women sound A LOT while having sex.

2. Women smiles appreciating when men spray their cum in their faces.

3. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middleage, men. (that includes Ron Jeremy)

4. Women groans while giving a blowjob.

5. Women come at the same time as men.

6. Nurses always give their patients blowjobs.

7. Women have to remind him, while being fucked, to fuck her. “FUCK ME”

8. Women have to tell him, while being fucked, how to fuck her.

9. Women look happily surprized when they pull down a man’s pants and find a dick.

10. Women barely speaks.

11. Women never pull out.

12. Women always beg for more.

13. Women looks at you (into the camera) now and then while having sex with a man in a room, as if you were a second person. ????

14. The only woman in a room with men usually gets fucked, by one of them, two of them or by ALL.

15. Men moans “OH YEAH!” when “it’s going for them.”

16. Men have to remind her, while being given a blowjob, to suck his dick. “SUCK ME”

17. Men never beg for it.

18. Men always pull out.

19. Men are never impotent.

20. Men triggers a woman by open her pussy and spit hard on it.

21. If two men participates they do the “high-five” or thumbs up.

22. Asian men don’t exist.

23. When a man is taking a woman from behind, he spanks her butt to trigger her even more.

24. An always-appreciated sexual practice for a man is slapping his half-erect penis over and over on the woman’s butt.

25. If your girlfriend “catch you in the act” with her best friend, she’s only mad at you for a while before she fucks both of you.

26. Wherever you are condoms are always accessible.

27. Those breasts are real.

28. Assholes are clean.

29. A blowjob is a great way to beat speeding tickets.

30. A pizza delivery guy always delivers more than just pizza.

31. There must be music in background.
The euro-ibiza-techno-drum-pulse, Nnnntzzzz…. Nnnntzzzz…. Nnnntzzzz…. Nnnntzzzz…. Nnnntzzzz…. Nnnntzzzz…. Nnnntzzzz…. Nnnntzzzz….Nnnntzzzz…. is always appreciated

32. … which proves men and women have no sense of rythm while banging.


I’m out of ideas so fill it out for me:crash:

very great analysis. awarded Ph.D. ha ha ha..

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

I've learned that chubby Eastern European nurses with giant tits will suck you off and let you fuck them in the ass if you have bandages on and are laying in a hospital bed. It is doctors orders, yes.

 

[Rezen]

I've learned that some hot chicks are really dudes! I'm talking to you Kimber. How dare you get off being a TS and being that hot.

 

[justicenupe]

Here's what I learned from porn:

Unlike female strippers, male strippers go all the way every night in a room full of women.

The only way to have sex with a black woman is from behind.

 

[king_jay]

Ha ha ha

 

[paulscott]

Women like to be fucked on hard tables.
Women never have a period, never have a headache.
If while fucking, a door opens and somebody watches the couple, that is not a problem.
Men really crave bbw's.
Women desire anal creampies.
Women don't mind cum in their eyes.
No woman is too skinny or anorexic to do porn.
Condoms are for amateurs.