Things you learn by watching porn

That even though your a porn star you could still be a virgen.

That everybody has shaved there pubes/

That the chances of having sex are the same as a car going down the highway.

That talking dirty to women only makes them like you more.
 
10. Women barely speaks

Youve not heard Taryn Thomas when she gets rodgerd, fuck me the woman does,nt shut up through the entire scene
 
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CaDDaFy said:
10. Women barely speaks

Youve not heard Taryn Thomas when she gets rodgerd, fuck me the woman does,nt shut up through the entire scene

Ashley Gracie does the same thing.
 
Scarface6 said:
7. Women have to remind him, while being fucked, to fuck her. “FUCK ME”

8. Women have to tell him, while being fucked, how to fuck her.

12. Women always beg for more.

Scarface6 said:
10. Women barely speaks.

Whoooooops!!! A little contradiction there. My fault.
I just sooo hate when they "speak" at all. But who cares? Just turn down the volume?

And those annoying subtitles. Has anyone here seen a pornfilm with SUBTITLES on DVD. The ENGLISH FOR HEARING IMPAIRED. I wonder how that would be?

Yeah fuck me!
("Moanings, more Moanings, phone signals, Moanings, "Fergie - My Humps" playing in background. Door slams! Moanings. Man screams. Moanings. Moanings...")
 

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
- If you're a lesbian, all you need to get that straight chick you're lusting after is for her boyfriend/husband to hurt her feelings.

- Black men only want to fuck white women. Black women only want to fuck white men.

- Condoms automatically appear on your dick when it gets hard and you're ready to fuck.
Condoms automatically disappear when you pull out and spooge on her.
No scenes of putting them on or taking them off.
They have built in teleporters!

- All women can squirt 10 feet when they orgasm!

- All men cum a quart when they orgasm!

- All women wanna suck your dick and lick your asshole.

-cs™
 

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
Scarface6 said:
And those annoying subtitles. Has anyone here seen a pornfilm with SUBTITLES on DVD. The ENGLISH FOR HEARING IMPAIRED. I wonder how that would be?

Yeah fuck me!
("Moanings, more Moanings, phone signals, Moanings, "Fergie - My Humps" playing in background. Door slams! Moanings. Man screams. Moanings. Moanings...")
Usually late night/early morning I'm surfing the channels and I come across Shotime and their softcore porn.

The most common phrase I see in the closed captioning, cuz I occasionally do that, is [satisfying moans]. Not satisified, satisfying, satisfying to whom? Me the viewer?

Okay.

-cs™
 
43. Size does matter
44. Clowns and men in masks and wearing weird suits, any at all, doesnt turn women off, infact it does the opposite.
 
43. Size does matter
44. Clowns and men in masks and wearing weird suits, any at all, doesnt turn women off, infact it does the opposite.

yeah i noticed that!

45. Women LOVE massive cocks and wont complain how big it is when they are being fucked! lol
 
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