Things you learn by watching porn
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I learned that Spit is the universal solvent.
I learned that women not only prefer anal sex above all other forms but demand it, and it's the only one they can never live without.
I learned it's okay for the men to put their dick anywhere inside or on the girl for any amount of time, but when it comes to finishing he's on his own.
I learned that much like vomiting it's gentlemanly to hold a woman's hair back.
I learned that women not only prefer anal sex above all other forms but demand it, and it's the only one they can never live without.
I learned it's okay for the men to put their dick anywhere inside or on the girl for any amount of time, but when it comes to finishing he's on his own.
I learned that much like vomiting it's gentlemanly to hold a woman's hair back.
all know is that they dont like it when you pull out of one hole and head for the other, and they dont really scream like that when you blowing your wad on there face, they act like that shit is gold in the movies. and yeah the whole spitting on the vagina thing they dont like that either
I learned that unlike a Porn Tape/DvD, Life doesn't have a FF/FWD button to press to get to the fucking...
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36. When you have sex, don't forget the checklist:
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36. When you have sex, don't forget the checklist:
- You got 15-20 minutes [check]
- You're both naked [check]
- Girl sucks your cock and your balls [check]
- You lick or finger her cunt [check]
- Maybe you finger or lick her arse [check]
- Maybe your cock between her tits [check]
- Maybe she sucks your fingers [check]
- Spank her now and then [check]
- Steady grip around her waist [check]
- Your cock in her cunt [check]
- Hmmm let's see, start pumping... fast enough til you lost count [check]
- Maybe your cock in her arse [check]
- No body contact [check]
- No kissing [check]
- No hugging [check]
- No eye-contact [check]
- When changing position, do it fast to keep your cock erect [check]
- Keep pumping [check]
- You cums in her mouth or over her tits or ass, back stomach or wherfuckingever [check]
- When everything is done, give it a smile [check]
- Don't forget the condom. [check]
- Forget about everything above except the second, the tenth and maybe the second last one. [check]
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That all men are fucking ugly and have no idea how to fuck a woman!
see tityfuck at a young age and i love it, practice it every day ( big smile )
Hot women seem to find ugly men attractive.
That ugly Men get to have sex with pretty,but lost and desperate young Women.That Young Women degrade themselves for a $1000.00 paycheck.That Young girls throw themselves away in the HARDCORE BUSINESS.....I guess that is what I have learned from living in Los Angeles for many years.
That female maids, secretaries, flight attendants, police women and teachers are the horniest of all female professions...(you'd think it would be porn stars??)
That there is no such place as a bad place to have sex.
That it's the length not how you use it.
That women actually like the tast of cum.
That women would actually get into your van and fuck you on camera.
That all chicks from M.I.L.F. Hunter and similar sites actually have families but it just so happins that they're never home or out on a boat trip or just plain non-existent.....
That there is no such place as a bad place to have sex.
That it's the length not how you use it.
That women actually like the tast of cum.
That women would actually get into your van and fuck you on camera.
That all chicks from M.I.L.F. Hunter and similar sites actually have families but it just so happins that they're never home or out on a boat trip or just plain non-existent.....
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