Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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I hate the closeups of the dudes sweaty asses. Like fuck. These camera assholes should know it's a mostly male audience that watches these movies and the last thing any straight male wants to see while he's pulling the pud is a closeup of some dudes sweaty asshole. Seriously. What....The.....Fuck......
Everytime I see Alex Gonz, he reminds me of that South Park episode where Kyle's dad has surgery to turn himself into a dolphin with that stooped-over posture he has.
Very much everything that has to do with anal: Love Mason Moore, Asa Akira, and Sienna West to death, but almost all of their recent stuff has been downright unwatchable to me since they started doing anal(the Mike Adriano flicks actually made me throw up in my mouth when I saw a couple of trailers for his stuff). I can disregard anal when it's a chick I like to watch, but the Adriano stuff with the speculum and gaping is just way too much. :eeew:
ChristianXXX: Not saying he's bad or anything, but when you accidentally stumble across a pic of a dude taking it in the ass from a tranny, it's kinda hard to un-see that shit.
Too much man-ass/cameramen suffering from diarrhea of the mouth: Already been well-discussed.
Self-jerking: It just speaks to how over-produced porn is these days. Just fuck the girls til you're really ready to pop instead of pulling out and standing there beating off furiously for 2 minutes like a goof or just let the girls finish the job.
Violence/Bodily fluids that aren't semen: Again, already been well-discussed.
Brian Pumper: Spare us your shitty performances and even shittier raps, dude.
More dicks than pussies = insta-FF: Two dudes accidentally(or on-purpose) bumping penises and engaging in some friendly fire is a complete boner-killer.
Gee where to start? Ha ha ha! Choking, slapping, gagging, referring to a WOMAN as a slut, whore, bitch, etc. &/or having the WOMAN refer to herself as such, cumming all over a WOMAN'S face like she is little more than human garbage..... OH YEAH, and when the woman in the scene looks absolutely clearly mortified...though she pretends as best she can to be into it! Come on guys...we've all seen plenty of scenes like that. In short, sex on camera is one thing.....but, even that DOESN'T have to be done in an entirely degrading fashion!:2 cents:
Any guy who would actually be into and would get off on watching another human being being degraded...even for money...has issues IMHO! Like I said, even sex on camera can and should be done with at least some degree of class!
Any guy who would actually be into and would get off on watching another human being being degraded...even for money...has issues IMHO! Like I said, even sex on camera can and should be done with at least some degree of class!
Terry Sleeper
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1. Airbrushing of models (we all know who they are - I refuse to post anything so anaemic);
2. This - hiding a model's face:
http://www.plumpstars.com/gall/topheavyamateurs/c7/index.html
2. This - hiding a model's face:
http://www.plumpstars.com/gall/topheavyamateurs/c7/index.html
This.
Terry Sleeper
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Were she ever to get into porn, Ann Widdecombe would turn me off:
http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/22/ann_widdecombe.jpg
http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/22/ann_widdecombe.jpg
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RichardNailder
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Great thread - I'm going to make this mandatory reading for all my camera crew and editors.
Let me start by saying that I realize that I find it good that we like/dislike different things. That said, as a producer and as male talent, I think it would be impossible to keep a hard-on in a scene with things that INSTANTLY turn me off.
Degrading of women. That said - I don't feel that dom/sub is in itself degrading but there are a lot of sites that do this with the sole intended purpose of degrading the female talent. This is an instant turn-off for me and is disturbing at my core. Now - degrading of men is cool - it's our fucking turn guys....... :1orglaugh
Condoms - in my personal life, I often have to wear condoms - both to as birth-control and to help insure the health of those that I work with. In my fantasies, condoms are NEVER worn and few things will get me to shut off a video quicker than the use of condoms.
Food. Although intellectually I can accept that some people may like this - it's a guaranteed show-stopper for me.
Camera guys that can't resist filming my asshole - Yes Marcus - this comment is aimed at you! Fucking fagot.
Anal sex, unless the girl really likes it is a total turn-off for me. That said, if the girl enjoys it or wants to experiment, I'm usually down to accommodate her wishes; the minute she wants me to back-off, I do (See my first comment). In my opinion, a guy that thinks of nothing but butt-sex shouldn't be looking at heterosexual porn in the first place. :2 cents:
Poor hygiene. You don't want to hear all the horror stories I've experienced. Girls, please don't schedule a shoot if you have a yeast infection. Although some guys get off on the white creamy infected puss oozing from your cunt, I'm not one of them. :eeew:
Bored performers. For Christ sake, if you don't like sex, don't try to be a fucking porn star. Guys - imagine trying to complete a shoot with a girl that makes it obvious that she would rather be at the dentist that on set. Your producer has thousands of $$$ tied up in the shoot and you need to get the "job done" regardless of the enthusiasm of the girl beneath you. :dunno:
I like my socks........ just kidding - but I can remember at least one shoot where the sexual tension was so fucking awesome that I totally forgot I hadn't taken them off -oops
Fake "lesbian" scenes. If there's one thing I've learned in the years I've produced porn - NEVER, NEVER try to cast girls that are not "into-each-other" in a girl-girl shoot. If the girls are bi or lesbian at heart, and really want to fuck each other, get the fuck out of the way, make sure your camera is ready and let the girls have at it. Over-directed lesbian scenes are even more annoying than over-directed heterosexual scenes. If you have a girl that's bi-curious, then make sure you cast her with an experienced girl that she likes.
Fake...... cum, orgasms, tits, cocks, hair, steroid duped talent, unrealistic pov, dirty talk, moaning, etc... give me real sex with real people.
Scenes where the guy has to jerk-off to cum. While I suspect, the producers are more to blame for this than the talent, striving to get the full-on-the-face, girl-on-her-knees facial shot, I've known at least tow guys that thought this was how sex was supposed to happen....... :dunno:
My o-face - fuckin camera guys - DON'T FILM MY STUPID ASS O_FACE! :horse:
And for the uninformed:
Saliva is one of the best lubricants for sex - so get used to it
Rim-jobs are a great way to save on the cost of toilet paper :drool1:
Just because a girl can relax her muffy, allowing a great gaping pussy shot, does NOT automatically mean she can't slap that baby closed and milk your tiny cock dry in 14 seconds
Old men love to fuck hard-bodied young women too :thefinger
As a note - after reading how many of you guys hate to see cunnilingus, I'm no longer shocked that you can't get laid. :2offtopic
Let me start by saying that I realize that I find it good that we like/dislike different things. That said, as a producer and as male talent, I think it would be impossible to keep a hard-on in a scene with things that INSTANTLY turn me off.
Degrading of women. That said - I don't feel that dom/sub is in itself degrading but there are a lot of sites that do this with the sole intended purpose of degrading the female talent. This is an instant turn-off for me and is disturbing at my core. Now - degrading of men is cool - it's our fucking turn guys....... :1orglaugh
Condoms - in my personal life, I often have to wear condoms - both to as birth-control and to help insure the health of those that I work with. In my fantasies, condoms are NEVER worn and few things will get me to shut off a video quicker than the use of condoms.
Food. Although intellectually I can accept that some people may like this - it's a guaranteed show-stopper for me.
Camera guys that can't resist filming my asshole - Yes Marcus - this comment is aimed at you! Fucking fagot.
Anal sex, unless the girl really likes it is a total turn-off for me. That said, if the girl enjoys it or wants to experiment, I'm usually down to accommodate her wishes; the minute she wants me to back-off, I do (See my first comment). In my opinion, a guy that thinks of nothing but butt-sex shouldn't be looking at heterosexual porn in the first place. :2 cents:
Poor hygiene. You don't want to hear all the horror stories I've experienced. Girls, please don't schedule a shoot if you have a yeast infection. Although some guys get off on the white creamy infected puss oozing from your cunt, I'm not one of them. :eeew:
Bored performers. For Christ sake, if you don't like sex, don't try to be a fucking porn star. Guys - imagine trying to complete a shoot with a girl that makes it obvious that she would rather be at the dentist that on set. Your producer has thousands of $$$ tied up in the shoot and you need to get the "job done" regardless of the enthusiasm of the girl beneath you. :dunno:
I like my socks........ just kidding - but I can remember at least one shoot where the sexual tension was so fucking awesome that I totally forgot I hadn't taken them off -oops
Fake "lesbian" scenes. If there's one thing I've learned in the years I've produced porn - NEVER, NEVER try to cast girls that are not "into-each-other" in a girl-girl shoot. If the girls are bi or lesbian at heart, and really want to fuck each other, get the fuck out of the way, make sure your camera is ready and let the girls have at it. Over-directed lesbian scenes are even more annoying than over-directed heterosexual scenes. If you have a girl that's bi-curious, then make sure you cast her with an experienced girl that she likes.
Fake...... cum, orgasms, tits, cocks, hair, steroid duped talent, unrealistic pov, dirty talk, moaning, etc... give me real sex with real people.
Scenes where the guy has to jerk-off to cum. While I suspect, the producers are more to blame for this than the talent, striving to get the full-on-the-face, girl-on-her-knees facial shot, I've known at least tow guys that thought this was how sex was supposed to happen....... :dunno:
My o-face - fuckin camera guys - DON'T FILM MY STUPID ASS O_FACE! :horse:
And for the uninformed:
Saliva is one of the best lubricants for sex - so get used to it
Rim-jobs are a great way to save on the cost of toilet paper :drool1:
Just because a girl can relax her muffy, allowing a great gaping pussy shot, does NOT automatically mean she can't slap that baby closed and milk your tiny cock dry in 14 seconds
Old men love to fuck hard-bodied young women too :thefinger
As a note - after reading how many of you guys hate to see cunnilingus, I'm no longer shocked that you can't get laid. :2offtopic
From what I've seen, pretty much 90% of porn stars engage in this kind of activity. So, it must not taste as nasty as it looks. I mean, those women in porn don't seem to mind. In fact, they seem to enjoy it.
When camera man focuses on actor instead of actress.
I'm sure many of these porn actors try to treat the women with care. Even though it looks rough, I'm sure they're taking proper precautions to ensure that the women don't get hurt.
Porn parodies. Overdone and fucking tired.
I saw a guy cum in Jayden James' ass internally. She then farted it out and Phoenix Marie ate it. I was instantly turned off by that.
C
cindy CD/TV
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1. Too many long close-ups of penetration. :why: Seeing the cock going in and out from 2 inches away gets old after about 5 seconds. I want to see the girl's face, her expressions, her legs, her breasts, the way she moves. That is what is hot for me. So pull the camera back a bit, directors!
2. Also, long oral sex scenes. Most of them are BORING. Watching the male performer trying to eat pussy just fails for me. Keep the pussy-lapping to a minimum and go straight to the good stuff.
3. A girl obviously faking her performance, or repeating the same noise or same line (For example, "Oh fuck yeah!") over and over and over and over again. God, mix things up a bit! :lame:
4. A girl who makes no noise at all and/or obviously looking at the director to be told what to do next :ban2:
5. The director talking in the background. COLOSSAL FAIL!! :ban2:
6. A girl in pain or gagging. :eeew:
7. The Piledriver position. No more. Ever. :ban2: :ban2: :nono:
2. Also, long oral sex scenes. Most of them are BORING.
Watching the male performer trying to eat pussy just fails for me. Keep the pussy-lapping to a minimum and go straight to the good stuff. 3. A girl obviously faking her performance, or repeating the same noise or same line (For example, "Oh fuck yeah!") over and over and over and over again. God, mix things up a bit!
:lame:4. A girl who makes no noise at all and/or obviously looking at the director to be told what to do next :ban2:
5. The director talking in the background. COLOSSAL FAIL!! :ban2:
6. A girl in pain or gagging. :eeew:
7. The Piledriver position. No more. Ever. :ban2: :ban2: :nono:
What turns me off is porn is the predicable ohhhing and awwwing and dirty talk that is cemented within the base of pro, pro-am, amateur, reality, and EVERY other genre production out there. The first post comments: "I hate it when the girl smiles...what's 'funny' about being nailed". That got me thinking... what is soooo serious about being nailed? Sex should be about 'fun' and exciting interaction between two people. It is random combinations of feelings: good and great sensations, orgasmic explosions, etc., and the whole gamut of reactions in real life. I am not picking on this particular comment, but does this mean we have to follow the porn industry script of robotic sex-acting during all sex, and if we waiver, its wrong? I humbly think - no. If two people want to get together and agree to have 'fun' without following the porn-sex-acting script line for line, then they are free to do what ever they want. If she smiles, it still sex, if they makes faces, its still sex, if they talk, giggle or laugh, its still sex. If she watches porn on the TV while being nailed, it's still sex. No-Boundaries should be the new genre of amateur reality sex.
RichardNailder
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As a producer and as talent I can tell you, the best scenes are the ones where we're laughing and having a great time. Blaze Burnz comes to mind - she had energy and we had fun in every single shoot - I think it shows.
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