Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

Just thought of a couple more:

When the girls are "interviewed" before the scene. They are all the same, some creepy guy off screen telling the girl how hot she is and the girl saying "thank you" about a million times while trying (badly) to sound turned on.

When you find out what these chicks are really like. A vast majority of them are so clueless/damaged/desperate/gross that is just totally kills the fantasy. I just want to see fucking, I am not interested in any way what your thoughts are about anything at all.
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
I don't mind a girl getting wet but I really hate it when they squirt tons like its cum, its frickin piss lol

I don't mind seeing a chicks butthole but for Crying out loud do we really need to see the insides of an ass? Thats just disgusting!

I don't like girls getting slapped or spit on!

Believe it or not I hate absolutely hate watching a chick bang 10 dudes at the same time thats creepy!
 
People who smoke; people who lie; people who are egoistically self-centered; people who only do things for their own advantage. Also, understanding that this may be a fetish for some; but those who hit ladies with/without judgment...:mad:
 
There is something I would like to add that I don't know if I mentioned it before. Why do scenes in porn today last so long? I can understand getting the most for your money and in some instances porn in the 70s and 80s was too short, but often it seems like scenes now can go on for 30, 45, or more minutes.

While I'm glad it last longer than it used to I shouldn't be able to leave in the middle of a scene, go out and make lunch for myself, and eat it then come back before they have even changed positions in the scene. At some point it going on and on and on gets ridiculous. It's also so far past the point of being realistic in most instances it's hard to suspend disbelief even in something as nonsensical as porn can get.
 
Internal, Cum Swapping, Midget, Obese, Gay (but I love gay people). I also cannot tolerate the silly idiots working behind the scenes at reality sites such as BangBros, Reality Kings, Brazzers, Naughty America etc who continue to have conversations with the performers as they are filming. It seems like every one of these buffoons are either wannabe comics or just stoned clowns acting silly.
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
1. Too many long close-ups of penetration. :why: Seeing the cock going in and out from 2 inches away gets old after about 5 seconds. I want to see the girl's face, her expressions, her legs, her breasts, the way she moves. That is what is hot for me. So pull the camera back a bit, directors!

2. Also, long oral sex scenes. Most of them are BORING. :sleep: Watching the male performer trying to eat pussy just fails for me. Keep the pussy-lapping to a minimum and go straight to the good stuff.

3. A girl obviously faking her performance, or repeating the same noise or same line (For example, "Oh fuck yeah!") over and over and over and over again. God, mix things up a bit! :facepalm: :lame:

All of the above + Horrible makeup on the females, mostly eyemakeup. (yes it is a big deal to me0
 
If the guy seems too cocky or arrogant, it is a buzz kill. Confidence is sexy, arrogance is normally just a sign of weakness.
 
I hate when women wear Socks with Heels. Seriously!!! It's really tacky and Redneckish.

Also, bad tattoos. Just remove the fucker(s). You had a perfect body and you had to shit on the Mona Lisa.
 
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