Indeed: Ever since the mid '90s explosion in North American popular of super raunchy humor in mainstream movies, there has hands-down been WAY too damn much painfully un-sexy raunch talk. I heard turd cutter twice before. And shitter regularly comes out of some of the actresses' mouths as well during they're hot talk (like Lauren Phoenix and the like). Beyond un-sexy indeed.
Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.
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Indeed: Ever since the mid '90s explosion in North American popular of super raunchy humor in mainstream movies, there has hands-down been WAY too damn much painfully un-sexy raunch talk. I heard turd cutter twice before. And shitter regularly comes out of some of the actresses' mouths as well during they're hot talk (like Lauren Phoenix and the like). Beyond un-sexy indeed.
I'd rather see a porn star happy doing what she does. It's a real turn off, and depressing when you see a woman who obviously doesn't want to be there. Shyla Stylez and Ricki Raxxx are the only examples I can think of right now.
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maybe its been said before 
but this is my list in no particular order
1. spitting in girls faces (even if they like it which I doubt) yet no bitch will agree to that unless they're gettin paid more!
2. slapping faces or asses until they turn red.
3. BDSM, pissing, bisexual stuff (except lesbianism) and all the Bizzare stuff.
4. too much gaping and fisting until shit comes out!
5. hairy pussies.
6. ugly feet and black nail polish.
7. lots of tattos like Joanna Angel or whatever her name is.. and too much piercing.
8. ugly girls and large women (that includes huge ugly asses)
9. women not into what they're getting paid for! so boring
10. fake moaning.
11. lame ass stories like the ones from wicked and vivid.
12. fake boobs.
13. lame Asian porn (like the real Asian stuff not the American Asian movies which I love)
14. Homemade porn and bad directing.
I guess thats about it
Cheers,
but this is my list in no particular order1. spitting in girls faces (even if they like it which I doubt) yet no bitch will agree to that unless they're gettin paid more!
2. slapping faces or asses until they turn red.
3. BDSM, pissing, bisexual stuff (except lesbianism
) and all the Bizzare stuff.4. too much gaping and fisting until shit comes out!
5. hairy pussies.
6. ugly feet and black nail polish.
7. lots of tattos like Joanna Angel or whatever her name is.. and too much piercing.
8. ugly girls and large women (that includes huge ugly asses)
9. women not into what they're getting paid for! so boring
10. fake moaning.
11. lame ass stories like the ones from wicked and vivid.
12. fake boobs.
13. lame Asian porn (like the real Asian stuff not the American Asian movies which I love)
14. Homemade porn and bad directing.
I guess thats about it
Cheers,
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Things that turn me off instantly? On top of my list is BDSM / rape... basically, anything involving torturing another person does not get me sexually stimulated. I will even take a personal stand that I believe it is wrong to torture another for fun. The only times I believe it is okay to torture others is to protect one's life, such as someone is trying to break into your house and rob you or during a time of war.
(Even torture during war time has rules.). The second reason is in the case of a death sentence, such as a murderer gets the electric chair. I know that some of you are into BDSM. I think the BDSM outfits are fine. I just hope that you are not the type of person who acts upon what you see. Anyways, that is enough of my soapbox on BDSM.
The other things that turn me off are scat / shit, gay / lesbian, orgies, smoking...
(Even torture during war time has rules.). The second reason is in the case of a death sentence, such as a murderer gets the electric chair. I know that some of you are into BDSM. I think the BDSM outfits are fine. I just hope that you are not the type of person who acts upon what you see. Anyways, that is enough of my soapbox on BDSM.
The other things that turn me off are scat / shit, gay / lesbian, orgies, smoking...
I didn't come up with turnoffs instantly since I also like kinky stuff, but skimming through the pages I found some turnoffs and then some more came to my mind. So in no particular order:
- if the girls scream like a stuck pig (moaning is ok, but too much is too much)
- exessive dirty talking; eg. calling her whore, bitch, using words like in post#1281 ... you get the idea
- anything with feces and urine
- abusive stuff like hairpulling, slapping, choking, trying to force his dick into her throat although she is already gagging, or even worse rape (even if only pretended)
- the stuff above goes also for the guy, so no slapping or CBT, or any of those
- hard BDSM (you guessed it if you read the above), light BDSM is ok (cuffs, leather outfits) as long as it looks like fun and games; whips, boot licking, needles, and wax do nothing for me
- girls crying tears
- repulsive looking guy; including but not limited to fat, old, having cheap and huge tatoos, ex-con look-a-likes
- bleeding ass, prolapses, blood in general
- strech marks, implants/implant scars, saggy tits that look like empty bags
- grannies, big girls with small tits/girl's belly bigger than their boobs, BBW/obese (chubby/plump is ok, as long as they still have the right proportions and don't look like a blob)
- transvestites/trannys that look like a guy with a wig and fake tits/man with pussy
- spitting in faces
- off stage comments
- (male) gay porn
- strange position of nipples (too close together, too low, or both), huge areolas on tiny tits, un-round areolas
- closeups of the guy's face, I want the camera where the action is; too much screentime for the guy is also bad
- cum brushing, repeated snowballing, snowballing between guy and girl
- piercings in very uncomfortable places, too much piercings in general
- stretching of body orifices to the limit (eg fisting, huge dildos)
- if the actors are not into it
- overly hairy girls (back, ass, stomach should be free of thick, dark hair - thank you)
That's about it, I guess. Seems I'm more squeemish than I though I was.:eek:
- if the girls scream like a stuck pig (moaning is ok, but too much is too much)
- exessive dirty talking; eg. calling her whore, bitch, using words like in post#1281 ... you get the idea
- anything with feces and urine
- abusive stuff like hairpulling, slapping, choking, trying to force his dick into her throat although she is already gagging, or even worse rape (even if only pretended)
- the stuff above goes also for the guy, so no slapping or CBT, or any of those
- hard BDSM (you guessed it if you read the above), light BDSM is ok (cuffs, leather outfits) as long as it looks like fun and games; whips, boot licking, needles, and wax do nothing for me
- girls crying tears
- repulsive looking guy; including but not limited to fat, old, having cheap and huge tatoos, ex-con look-a-likes
- bleeding ass, prolapses, blood in general
- strech marks, implants/implant scars, saggy tits that look like empty bags
- grannies, big girls with small tits/girl's belly bigger than their boobs, BBW/obese (chubby/plump is ok, as long as they still have the right proportions and don't look like a blob)
- transvestites/trannys that look like a guy with a wig and fake tits/man with pussy
- spitting in faces
- off stage comments
- (male) gay porn
- strange position of nipples (too close together, too low, or both), huge areolas on tiny tits, un-round areolas
- closeups of the guy's face, I want the camera where the action is; too much screentime for the guy is also bad
- cum brushing, repeated snowballing, snowballing between guy and girl
- piercings in very uncomfortable places, too much piercings in general
- stretching of body orifices to the limit (eg fisting, huge dildos)
- if the actors are not into it
- overly hairy girls (back, ass, stomach should be free of thick, dark hair - thank you)
That's about it, I guess. Seems I'm more squeemish than I though I was.:eek:
I absolutely hate extreme close-ups of pussies and assholes. I want porn, not a documentary on female anatomy. While I love facials, I hate creampies. They look like some horrible, oozing STD. Also not a fan, at all, of pissing and shitting. Seriously, nothing sexy there. Can't stand douchey, blathering idiots who talk and talk and talk and talk. I want to watch people fuck and hear women moan. If I wanted to listen to a tool ramble endlessly about nothing, I'd watch Glenn Beck.
talking to someone off camera. Or someone off camera talking. Shut up already the only 2 people that I should hear are the 2 or 3 fucking.
Choking the girl.
Girls spitting on the guys dick. Come on honey stick it in your mouth and get it wet that way.
Excessive noise from the woman. Show me you enjoy it, but don't clown me with excessive moaning or screaming
Choking the girl.
Girls spitting on the guys dick. Come on honey stick it in your mouth and get it wet that way.
Excessive noise from the woman. Show me you enjoy it, but don't clown me with excessive moaning or screaming
Chick A trying to fit her fist in Chick B's ass.
Gaping....not interested in seeing chick innards.
When chicks seemingly try and drown a cock in slobber and spit.
I guess it's worth mentioning again when goofy assed directors cut scenes while a chick is getting ready to cum. Hate that worst of all.
Gaping....not interested in seeing chick innards.
When chicks seemingly try and drown a cock in slobber and spit.
I guess it's worth mentioning again when goofy assed directors cut scenes while a chick is getting ready to cum. Hate that worst of all.
I don't mind tattoos, but the ugly tattoos... Like most tramp stamps and tribals.
I hate:
Fisting
Spitting
Anal Sex
Hearing the dude at all
Seeing the dude's face before he comes
Lazy, boring girls
Slapping
Gaping
Showing the cum to the camera before they swallow
Extreme closeups
Girls rubbing their clits when they're being banged
* Just give me oral and vaginal sex with attractive, enthusiastic young women in a variety of positions and a nice clean swallow at the end. *
Fisting
Spitting
Anal Sex
Hearing the dude at all
Seeing the dude's face before he comes
Lazy, boring girls
Slapping
Gaping
Showing the cum to the camera before they swallow
Extreme closeups
Girls rubbing their clits when they're being banged
* Just give me oral and vaginal sex with attractive, enthusiastic young women in a variety of positions and a nice clean swallow at the end. *
At first glance, I should really dislike this as well, but for some reason, it totally torques my wrench. Go figure.
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