Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

I'm not on a soapbox. I proposed that this be dropped and it WAS until YOU dredged it up again.

PS- I'm right here, so next time ask ME instead of asking other people why YOU think I even have a soapbox, let alone am standing on it, ok?

You jumped down his throat for making a comment.
 
cum dodgers. the type the keep their lips tightly sealed during a facial and make sure they're tugging the cock off just to the side of the mouth or onto their chin. nina mercedez types. i don't know why some filmakers even bother doing facials with that type. it's such a turn-off.

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Girls smoking cigarettes. I guess it's somehow sexy to some people, but for me it's hardon kryptonite.
 
The things I **** in porn:

male performers or camera guys who won't shut up
male performers who try to steal the scene from the girls
shots of guy's assholes
cutting a scene before a girl finishes cumming
bored girls (aka Allie Sin)
big budget movies where a sex scene is edited down to under 10 minutes so they can tell a lame story
girls who start moaning as soon as she is penetrated
girls with great bodies who ruin them with unneeded impants
 
Gotta be when they make really loud "manly" grunts and say weird ****. See Priya Rai for a good example... be much better if she just moaned etc.
 
I'm not too fond of chocking either, but I also **** it when a chick gives a guy a blowjob and then they start kissing.

Yeah, and that's a huge problem cause I'm beginning to think many older (as in gettin' on up there in adult film star years) performers are doing that on purpose because the guy might like it. I know I've seen Mark Davis do that on purpose at least on five seperate occasions, as well as (*double bleach*) willfully swallowing his own baby juice with it being kissed-dumped into his mouth.

I guess I don't mind the guy, but now I sort of watch out, cause he's almost made me seriously ***** twice from watching some scenes he's been in online.
 
This is more of a porn message board thing, but any reference to a gal's ass being a "shitter" or "pooper", etc. If she has a fabulous ass, call it an ass or booty, or any number of other things, but trying to make it sound like a sexual object by calling it a "turd cutter" is going to immediately **** it for me.

The word "******" anywhere in the title or website name. I like my sex without *********, thanks. :hatsoff:

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