Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

When two hot girls get together and one rubs the others pussy, then the other gets out a toy, they come and the scene ends without either chick eating pussy.
 
That bastard behind the camera of the "Midnight Prowl" videos. Seriously the porn world needs to start hiring cameramen who shut up and do their jobs. All that talking kills it!
 
It may not have much to do with the sex, but if a girl doesn't have a good looking face, forget it. I can't stand a chick with a smoking body and then she looks like the grinch in the face.
 
realitykings.com

milfhunter
roundandbrown
bignaturals etc... some of the lamest people i've ever seen.

And at the end, MilfHunter never fails to show the dudes' fucking stupid ass reaction and then the camera man just has to talk to the guy and make some silly ass comments. They might show the girl or it will fade to black.
 
Ron Jeremy.
Bad skin.
Bruises.
Dudes in general, especially mean dudes.
Rough shit, force.
Noisy, wet, sloppy spit-drooling BJs.
 
A guy who thrusts his junk down a girl's throat until she coughs and gags. Fuck that ruins it for me, and it just makes the male seems like an ass to me. :2 cents:
 
-Showing the dudes face, especailly before a bust scene or something. Peter North movies love to do this. I dont want to see the dorks fucking face nasty face moaning!

- An un-circumsized dick is barf-o-matic. Chicks do some wild shit in porn, but I dont know how they deal with that nasty frumunda sack of limp skin barf crap.
 
When girls drink cum(especially multiple loads)out of a glass or suck it up with a straw.:pukey:
 
When girls drink cum(especially multiple loads)out of a glass or suck it up with a straw.:pukey:

can't stand that either :pukey:
 
Anal fisting (smelly hands!)
 

britlover

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Men going down on women, while I know it quite obviously gives them pleasure, does nothing for me. Also when the cameraman in the Gonzo genre ones, breaks his 3rd wall part and talks too much and grobes the woman's tits and tries to finger her mouth (also a major no-no), ass and pussy, ect. A total turn off that makes me wanna FF ...
 

britlover

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I wanted to add, and keep in mind I'm pretty politically incorrect, but when I see the usual (I mean it's pretty much the norm now) Metrosexual men shaving "down there" (read: they're pubes and balls) to be cleaner and to (as I've heard, anyway) make they're cocks appear bigger, it strangely gets to me. Why on Earth do guys do that? Why attract attention to themselves? They should pick guys who stand out as little as possible. It's like having too many shots of hairy man ass (and hey like most men I got one too, baby) in front of the camera, fucking away, for far too long during the duration of the scene. It get's on my last fucking nerve and makes me wanna download another scene or hit the Chapter Search button on my DVD remote.

I also hate cum-dodgeing. Honestly, what is it with some of these laughable stars who want to supposedly "Save something for the bedroom with my hubby". It's like "Ah, honey---what the fuck???". Honestly, practically do it all, or else maybe this profession isn't for you, sweetie. I can understand some not doing Anal, cause I don't even like it, and it can be painful I know, but if they're having sex without a rubber and letting them stick it in, and it's with a good, clean guy they're used to working with (Tom Byron, Mark Davis or whoever), then I don't get why some avoid the cum swallowing or the Facials all together. I assume it's a taste thing.

A friend of mine of the IMDB said that on her site, classicly beautiful French siren Rebecca Lord only has some old videos, like 4 for sale in which she doesn't use condons and allows the guy to finish on her face, but no swallowing. She says it's a health concern. And the videos are all over like 60$. She must be very rich now, or just very daft. It's a thin line.

There hasn't been too many posts in here in a while. I never would have figured this thread would have died since we all have things that are pet peeves for us in our veloved porn ...
 
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