Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

I think that mines is like most peoples, its mean there is a good scene going on for a while and I'm really getting into it and then the instantly cut to the mans face as he's about to cum. It just straight up ruins it for me, cause I don't want to be pumping away to a guy
 
1)Hairy pussy/ass/legs ( and sometimes arms, when very hairy )...shit, no hairy women. A bit of hair it's ok, trimmed it's ok, but when I see all those hair on a pussy or ass...
2)Anything involving a chick playing with a male ass is shit.
3)Girls saying "your cock" every 5 seconds. Annoying.
 
pretty much anything guys like ttboy do: choking the girl, and slapping her during sex, etc.

That and bleeding assholes. Ugh!
 
I found a new one... and it's right in there with all the other disrespectful shit in the modern porn.

I discovered I really hate it when a girl is sucking a guy off, deep throating him, and he decides he just has to pinch her nose shut.

:wtf:

H
 
Agree about nose pinch.. Idiotic practice!
 
During a BJ, the camera goes between the guys legs and tilts up, terrible angle.

OTT spanking.

Overlong interviews with the girls prior to the scene, just get on with it!
 
My list shouldnt be much different than many seen. I hate the abusive/humiliation stuff. Yeah I know she volunteered for it but sometimes you just want to jump through the screen and beat the shit out of this guy getting his jollies by face slapping or gagging a girl, especialy when its obvious he's pushed her too far but continues anyway.

Some of the outfits are truly turnoffs for me as well, particularly the school girl types. Just cant get turned on by child porn fantasies acted out. Turning sound off usualy takes care of the bad lines or fake moaning when its done very poorly.

Other things would be rediculously overdone tit jobs, lip jobs, and lip liner that looks like it was applied by a clown.

Lastly, the grossly overused term "MILF". Its become a painfully annoying cliche thats used more now just to decribe age. You wonder if some of the guys throwing it around to sound cool actualy know what it means.
 

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I wanted to add that too much of a sloppy blow-job is never really a good thing, in my opinion.

I was watching some recently, and dammit, do overly sloppy, goofy noise'd blow-jobs ever get on my last nerves. Women spitting on the cock, making the fart like sounds, and such, ect. Just not sexy in the way they might think ...
 
Over the top raunchiness - girls or guys with obviously fake expressions of being turned on.

Focusing on a guys face when he is cumming.

Girls with too much make up, fake boobs, fake nails, over done hair, and plastic surgery produced faces.

Guys who seem to have spent all their time in the gym and eating steroids - yuck! Seriously, give me a cuddly 50 year old man any day before them.

Mel
 
If they try to create a "porn-Godard" film: short scenes, quick changes between black and colour, explanations why the film was made in this special way,
I hate anal and double penetration (as it was said already: its terrible if you see the pain in the girls face),
cum drinking ( I could vomit if I see it),
pimples on the ass and the camera is zooming,
all things obviously hurting (fingers in the mouse, deep throats): I´m not in bdsm .
Actors with black rotten teeth,
gigantic balls instead of tits.
 
Lastly, the grossly overused term "MILF". Its become a painfully annoying cliche thats used more now just to decribe age. You wonder if some of the guys throwing it around to sound cool actualy know what it means.


YES! Kind of like several years ago when everything was "Teen". 30 year old women were being shoved at us as "teens". :dunno:

I found another one though. I discovered this with a video I was watching the other day. When the woman drinks cum through a funnel, from a wine glass, off the floor, from a dog dish, or anything else where there's a lot of it, that makes me ill.

Especially off the floor, table, etc.

H
 
YES! Kind of like several years ago when everything was "Teen". 30 year old women were being shoved at us as "teens". :dunno:

I found another one though. I discovered this with a video I was watching the other day. When the woman drinks cum through a funnel, from a wine glass, off the floor, from a dog dish, or anything else where there's a lot of it, that makes me ill.

Especially off the floor, table, etc.

H
What about the teen MILF, Teagan Presley! If the terms did not strictly coincide, it was awfully close. All kidding aside, though, she's one of my favorites.
I have to agree that cum drinking is really a turn-off. Anytime there is cum deliberately collected and then consumed....Eww.
 
I once briefly owned a gangbang video where they were having the woman drink cum out of a condom. Yuck.

H

And all our well-meaning authority figures promoting the use of safe sex and condoms....see what it can lead to?!?!?! I would have just as briefly owned that video, my friend.
 
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