There are a lot of people on this board who need to get laid

[Hot Mega]

I'm married, so yes, I need to get laid.

There was a poster here who quipped to me something like; He'd ask me for advice on how to know if a woman's faking or not....

I left it but I was really tempted to respond: You probably don't get laid enough for it to matter.

To which he would have undoubtedly responded: But I'ss married..blah blah blah non sequitur blah blah blah....

To which I would have responded: Exactly.:1orglaugh

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

Now this guy:



Raging douche. I don't know if I'm more befuddled that someone with his IQ graduated anything, or scared that he possibly works in the defense industry.

I mean, if I'm using
this Avatar on a porn forum:

what kind of message
does that send?

:1orglaugh

:rofl2

:rofl:

i am fukkin dying over here from laughter

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

in the days of my youth, I said exactly the same thing!
More than once. (Who's the asshole now?)

I've known plenty of cats like that as well. Like you they have grown out of it over time. As far as me getting laid - well, I got laid about five days a week (give or take) for a good portion of the last five years, so it was never a concern for me. I've been in a slump for a year or so now since the ex left. The bottle helped fill the void though. Next girl I'm with though is gettin' it good.

 

[larss]

Try doing it to her while she's sleeping.

(seems to work pretty well for Geo!)

Thanks for the tip.

 

[Ike Stain]

Or like the douchebag who added:

"ike stain gobbles dick" to my If your Avatar is a hot chick, that is how I see you thread!!!

Really? Really???

First off, "Gobbles Cock" is the accepted construction.

Secondly, that's all he's got? That's all he brings?

I fucking went in there and added "ike stain secret gaylord?" myself because I felt so sorry for they guy!

 

[Roald]

Lol best tags ever :1orglaugh

 

[mrtrebus]

I haven't seen mrtrebus showing any sense of humour.

I'm funnier than you. Then again that isn't really demonstrating that I have a sense of humour, you couldn't even make a hyena laugh!

 

[2012i]

I'm married, so yes, I need to get laid.

Now i know why most men cheat on their wives

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Now i know why most men cheat on their wives

That, and the fact than poon is like coke .... the Devil gives you the first line for free. After that, it's dollars upon dollars out the window fruitlessly chasing that first incredible high........

 

[Ike Stain]

Now i know why most men cheat on their wives

Actually, it's why god invented porn—so much easier than dealing with a beautiful, live woman.:rubbel:

 

[Red Spyder]

Sorry I'm late for the conversation, I was busy getting laid

So what have I missed? Have ~~Whimsy~~ and L3ggy done the nasty yet? Has The Orange Cat been unbanned? Has Dirk come back from lurking somewhere? What's the latest Freeones gossip?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Nope: I'm still banned.

 

[lurkingdirk]

The latest gossip is that GregC and Will E have left freeones to join in a Civil Union in order to pursue their life-dreams of combining careers as handjob artists and tapioca samplers.

 

[L3ggy]

I'm funnier than you. Then again that isn't really demonstrating that I have a sense of humour, you couldn't even make a hyena laugh!

Prove it.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The latest gossip is that GregC and Will E have left freeones to join in a Civil Union in order to pursue their life-dreams of combining careers as handjob artists and tapioca samplers.

This is true: even though I'm still banned, they invited me to the wedding, but I had to decline as a big gay group felching session really isn't my thing .....

 

[lurkingdirk]

Lol best tags ever :1orglaugh

Indeed. And you do smell like scrotum (or so I've heard).

 

[Ike Stain]

Prove it.

Sounds like the gauntlet is thrown!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

speaking of smelly scrotums:

Adult Image Hosting

 

[Ike Stain]

speaking of smelly scrotums:

Adult Image Hosting

haha!

Seriously tho- if you are interested in a bag of scrotums, i know a guy...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

haha!

Seriously tho- if you are interested in a bag of scrotums, i know a guy...

Oh, of that I have NOOOOOO doubt!