I agree :ban:
There are a lot of people on this board who need to get laid
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I agree :ban:
You have AIDS! And herpes!
Score two for me, bitches!!!!
Score two for me, bitches!!!!
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
I need to get laid. Badly. Who wants to do the nasty with me?
BlueBalls will. See my sig.
"~~whimsy~~ the hypocrite," eh? I always knew, but I never thought my thoughts would be vindicated in such a way.
I suppose that deserves thanks. You deserve it big guy. ::clap::
Oh and one other thing . . . your face has AIDS!
Bwahahahahahahaha.......!!!
Indeed. :yesyes: :thumbsup:
Lets wax that sack together lover boy.
You eat Gonorrhea for breakfast and Crabs for dinner!
Score two more for me, sack face!
Score two more for me, sack face!
This is all well and good. But what of lunch, my friend? WHAT. OF. LUNCH!?
Your utter failure at simple logical absolutes shocks and astounds me.
Can you smell the failure seeping from those gaping greasy pores of yours? Can you? I bet the stink of failure just surrounds you at all times. Can those you love smell it to? I bet they can.
I bet they can.... how sad.
Actually, I need to get laid pretty badly as well.
Turns out I spend so much time and money trying to put out high-quality porn,
I don't have a lot left (energy or cash) to have sex with smoking hot hookers who are also cool on a personal level.
Mainly I figured it would be a good insult to the douchebags, who would see it as an affront to their manhoods,
as opposed to everyone who's so far posted on this thread, distinct nondouchebags, who had no problem admitting they need to get laid.
P.S.
I know but there's this level of bizarreness to him that I just have to admire, even as he's pissed on some of my favorite posts.
P.P.S.
Yeah, but you're not a effing ijit.
Turns out I spend so much time and money trying to put out high-quality porn,
I don't have a lot left (energy or cash) to have sex with smoking hot hookers who are also cool on a personal level.
Mainly I figured it would be a good insult to the douchebags, who would see it as an affront to their manhoods,
as opposed to everyone who's so far posted on this thread, distinct nondouchebags, who had no problem admitting they need to get laid.
P.S.
I know but there's this level of bizarreness to him that I just have to admire, even as he's pissed on some of my favorite posts.
P.P.S.
Yeah, but you're not a effing ijit.
You suck on my balls all day you haven't time for lunch until I clock you out for the day. Bitch!
That "failure" you claim to be seeping from me are the nutrients that keeps you going for the day to make it from breakfast to dinner. Bitch!
You are welcome for it is I that am providing you a place to stay during the day. If I loved you I might keep you overnight. But I don't.
Bitch!
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Yeah, I know, I'm a douche. Fuck you :thefinger:
Yeah, I actually have to concur on that as well.
It's like FreeOnes has this massive supply of Casual Male managers.
Trust me, brother, you're no douche.
At the very least you're a motherfucker, (probably a lot worse.)
I'm quite certain you'd moved well beyond douchebaggery by 2nd grade.
So, let me try to unpack your complete failure of cognition here. You really think that the news that you seem so proud to be sharing with these mouth breathing pig fuckers (who wouldn't be fit to hold a polite conversation with a retarded fat woman who is routinely taken advantage of by the nurses at her care home because she likes people looking at her anus, that wouldn't end with both individuals clawing at the same corner while shrieking like foxes in heat; crying and repeatedly punching themselves in the face), that because you have, over the past couple years fed me your failure I'm now supposed to be shocked, annoyed or full of an unending array of negative emotions that just overwhelm my very being and break me in front of everyone?
No my friend. Just no. What you seem to have failed to realise here is that your failure has given me life, life that I wear with pride because if nothing else, it reminds those around me that both I and they are better than you'll ever be. The inhabitant of that pathetic weak little skull of yours is a fool and your actions here today have proven this so.
You sir, have just made my week. Thank you.
Deepcover
Closed Account
Oh man I wasn't even born when "Happy Days" or "The Brady Bunch" aired on TV. Thank god.
I think you should stop beating around the bush and just come out and say what you mean. Honestly, this post is not only ambiguous in meaning, I'd say it is weakly written. You need to develop a spine.
^ Does that translate to 'Dumb it down for us'? :1orglaugh
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Sounds.....ballsy. I like it. :nanner:
PirateKing
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Sorry I'm late to this thread. I just got done laying down some pussy.
Ever since the development of penicillin, you rarely see syphillus used as an insult anymore. Shame...
