I knew that's what you looked like!
There are a lot of people on this board who need to get laid
- Thread starter Ike Stain
- Start date
I knew that's what you looked like!
*Great Tags though!*
Seriously.
But you what they say, you can't make an omelette without mind-fucking some fragile assholes.
boooo
this is the best thread ever.
I've never seen an online community filled with so many uptight moralizing, no-fun assholes like there are on this board.
The best thing is, when I've managed to touch somebody down deep in such a negative way
(i.e. my rough finger on the tender anus of their extremely unhappy childhood,)
you know they're fixated to the point where they're going to keep coming back,
so when I mention that their personality profile makes it 98.7% certain that
the first time they masturbated was to a video of dogs fucking,
there's a damn good chance they'll be reading it.
Me, I'm a professional sonofabitch—it's part of the job description.
No skin off my back.
Just like Vader, your negativity only makes me more powerful.
We all need to get laid you stupid fucks.
But I'm holding out for now ... saving up for Ike's next bukkake bash. :yesyes:
I thought you were hosting next, you lazy bastard...
LurkingDirk is one of those that need to get laid so he will stop threatening the sexual safety of the other members.
Exactly!!! Mix it up once in a while, you unimaginative fucks!
Yes, I would bang HannahMontana*, but can't the board be more than just that?
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*I would bang her so hard, spacetime would collapse in on itself.
Shifty
O.G.
Congrats meester, your profile pic is paying off.
I hope you don't mind being donkey punched.
Dirk is gonna be so pissed ...
Nope, but I'm busy knitting us all ass gaskets. You guys are gonna love 'em! :yesyes:
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
So just bend over and let me take out my frustrations on you already.
Meh. You just mentioning my name is a victory of sorts for me. I mean, let's face it - on this board I'm like the kid that sits at the cool kids table in the lunch room even though no one wants me there. Whatever. Fuck it.
Hell, I've got to be the only one on the board who's been labled everything from a bigot, racist, homophobe, to a closet homo, lush, and even a pedophile. (But at least I've got that going for me.
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Meh. You just mentioning my name is a victory of sorts for me. I mean, let's face it - on this board I'm like the kid that sits at the cool kids table in the lunch room even though no one wants me there. Whatever. Fuck it.
Hell, I've got to be the only one on the board who's been labled everything from a bigot, racist, homophobe, to a closet homo, lush, and even a pedophile. (But at least I've got that going for me.
Yeah...'lush' is a little unfair.:o
Never! I will not give you the satisfaction of having my virgin rear! Nope.
Meh. You just mentioning my name is a victory of sorts for me. I mean, let's face it - on this board I'm like the kid that sits at the cool kids table in the lunch room even though no one wants me there. Whatever. Fuck it.
Hell, I've got to be the only one on the board who's been labled everything from a bigot, racist, homophobe, to a closet homo, lush, and even a pedophile. (But at least I've got that going for me.
It wasn't a shout out. It was just a joke post...
I don't think a lot of us should be blamed for lack of humor when some people here just aren't funny or worse yet post dumb things. My disgruntledness is a shield I use to protect myself from losing brain cells in those situations. If I didn't have that I would be in real trouble right now. Think of it as a coping mechanism :yesyes:
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