The WTF? - Files..

Man smokes cigs through his mouth, nose, ears......arse(no, not really, but he's probably practising right now)

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I mean..HOW does someone discover that they can smoke a cig like that??
 
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and I'll bet his hobbies include wild-flower pressing and crochet...
 
'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Here's a severed hand
...just for you'

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Priceless quote:
"Authorities said the hand was found in a jar on Kay's dresser in her South Plainfield home last summer. Friends have said she called it Freddy."
 
'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Here's a severed hand
...just for you'

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Priceless quote:
"Authorities said the hand was found in a jar on Kay's dresser in her South Plainfield home last summer. Friends have said she called it Freddy."

He should have just got one from Dr.Death's mail order business. It would have been less hassle.
 
Expensive car crash
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If you fly NWA, you might get an idea of what the 'W' stands for..
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Man attacks mouse = fails
Mouse attacks man = Hospital
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Not News: man robs store

News: It's an ladies underwear store

WTF!: He thought he was an Elf at the time!

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quote:


Mr Boyd, who said he visits a psychiatrist regularly, conceded that he "seemed to have blurred that line between reality and fantasy".




BBC loses recordings of 9/11
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thankfully all recordings of ***'s Army are quite safe.
 
Not News: man robs store

News: It's an ladies underwear store

WTF!: He thought he was an Elf at the time!

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quote:


Mr Boyd, who said he visits a psychiatrist regularly, conceded that he "seemed to have blurred that line between reality and fantasy".

I love this tread. LOL @ Knickers.

He is accused of stealing two sets of bras, knickers, suspender belts and stockings from the shop on Lisburn Road

LL:angels:
 
Police chief asks inmates to 'massage' his penis
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...Apparently he was suffering muscles spasms:1orglaugh
 
What a ghastly sight..

The state of the hair, the face and the choice of clothes....ugh
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No wonder the lady next to him looks shocked.





Man glues himself to roof..
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Quote:
"When we got there, he was like a beetle on its back, with his arms and legs sprawled out"
 
Scientists create Glow-in-the-Dark rabbits.
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Art Garfunkel must have seen this coming, when he sung 'Bright Eyes'





Woman marries corpse.
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No marital problems reported...
The man never speaks, doesn't watch football, doesn't object when the ******-in-law visits and is always 'up for it' at bedtime.
 
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Quote: "The only problem at the moment is that the pill is about the size of a fist, which is hard to persuade the cows to swallow."
 
Keith Richards - I snorted my ***

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Exercise, balanced diet etc = bad
Boobies etc = good


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Bad: Threaten cops with pitbull

Badder: Dog runs away.

Baddest: Bite the cops yourself.

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I think the saddest part of reading that was that it really didn't shock me. :dunno: They all have done some freaky stuff.

:thumbsup: Great find tunsty as always. I have ****** it to some friends. Great read.

LL
 
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