The official Ron Swanson fan thread.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

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[lurkingdirk]

 

[Ike Stain]

Ron Swanson's Wet Dream

 

[Ike Stain]

Ron Swanson's Wet Dream 2

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'd buy this book.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[Rane1071]

They've been playing "Parks & Rec" on the Comedy Channel for a couple of weeks now and I've started to watch the show. Can't wait for more.

Is that a claymore on his desk? Cool.

 

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[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?585676-Jurassic-Parks-amp-Recreation

 

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[ICanHasLogin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mtxo4BnYzro#!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Happy Birthday, Ron.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

“When I first met with agents, they said, “Okay, you’re going to play plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers. Go.” And I was like, “Man… Fuck you. I can play anything, you son of a bitch!” My response to that was to get this three-quarter headshot—like, knees to head—with this huge foam latex cock about the size of my forearm and fist that I’d made for a play. I got a headshot taken with this thing hanging out of my fly and just looking defiantly at the camera. I sent it to everybody in town. [Laughs.] That was my response to being told I was gonna be playing bus drivers: “Oh yeah? Have you seen my dick?”
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Nick Offerman






















This man should be the goddamn president.

 

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