Just to clarify, throwing out an obviously ridiculous, "wager", was a parody of what you've done in supposed earnest, like anyone's actually going to take up a wager with some strange person on an internet porn forum.
Someone on this board owes me $2000.00 because they initiated a double or nothing wager about a week before the 2016 presidential election. They approached me with it and I was certain that I would lose so I thought “fuck it! at least they can get off of the hook and I won’t owe anything.” Then, just as I thought, they stayed away for about 6 months.