The Miss Blue Countach contest has started ! Vote here!

[Jordan Lynn]

Can we only vote once? I'd like to vote for Jordan again. I'm pretty sure that if she wins she'll post something naughty here.

Do we get one vote a day? When does it close?

OH you got that right LD. You name it I'll post it just let me know!

 

[BlueBalls]

Do you Brits like Jimmy Buffett?

Do you see Hawaiian print shirts and Parrotheads over there?

The thought of that in jolly old England kinda fucks with my head.

I believe he actually has 0 fan base here. I just find the name humorous.

If you ever see a Brit with a Hawaiian shirt on I want you to do something for me, make your contempt and pity noticeable to everyone in the surrounding areas, including the actual person on the receiving end of this abuse. Make it absolutely clear that they are not wanted and that their "kind" isn't welcome in any form of civilised society. If you can, try to make them cry as well, it'll definitely be worth the effort. Believe me, they deserve every second of it.

If a few stray punches get thrown, I'm sure no one will look down upon you for it.

 

[sporty_carr]

Can we only vote once? I'd like to vote for Jordan again. I'm pretty sure that if she wins she'll post something naughty here.

Do we get one vote a day? When does it close?

Jordan Lynn[/URL][/B], post: 4311489, member: 333850"]OH you got that right LD. You name it I'll post it just let me know!

Sorry BlueBalls, but Jordan just won me over. My next vote is for her.


So....any pics we want?
Do you by any chance have an alligator costume and unicycle available?

:banana:

 

[par]

I nominate Jordan Lynn

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I nominate Jordan Lynn

The nomination period ended months ago. Now go slam your head in a urinal.

 

[par]

The nomination period ended months ago. Now go slam your head in a urinal.

:violent:

They should be talking about you:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=391484&highlight=douchebag

 

[lurkingdirk]

OH you got that right LD. You name it I'll post it just let me know!

You toy with me. I know your stance on pineapples. You really should give them a try, though...

So I'll vote again for Jordan Lynn. And I think she should do a photo shoot that involves:
baby oil
a common garden spade
suspenders
a turkey baster

 

[Philbert]

I've missed a few days, so let me catch up...put these wherever you need them!

Jordan Lynn ..... Jordan Lynn

Sparky Shortz ....... Sparky Shortz

Jordan Lynn ......Jordan Lynn

Sparky Shortz......Sparky Shortz

Jordan Lynn.....Jordan Lynn

Sparky Shortz......Sparky Shortz

Jordan Lynn ......Jordan Lynn

Sparky Shortz......Sparky Shortz

Jordan Lynn......Jordan Lynn

Sparky Shortz.....Sparky Shortz

Jordan Lynn.......Jordan Lynn

Sparky Shortz......Sparky Shortz

Jordan Lynn.......Jordan Lynn

Sparky Shortz......Sparky Shortz


Wait a minute...did I hear someone mention a pineapple?:eek:

 

[sporty_carr]

You toy with me. I know your stance on pineapples. You really should give them a try, though...

So I'll vote again for Jordan Lynn. And I think she should do a photo shoot that involves:
baby oil
a common garden spade
suspenders
a turkey baster

No.

Alligator costume/unicycle.

I am willing to negotiate on the pineapple, though.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Where is Ester Norris and Old Greg?

 

[par]

You toy with me. I know your stance on pineapples. You really should give them a try, though...

So I'll vote again for Jordan Lynn. And I think she should do a photo shoot that involves:
baby oil
a common garden spade
suspenders
a turkey baster

Hmmmmm....baby oil....imagine.....:thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

My vote: Jordan Lynn, with a pineapple, in the study.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Jordan seems like a nice woman and you guys seem to like her.

Final 5 will be announced tomorrow.

 

[Jack Davenport]

The Final 5 are as follows:

GregCentauro

Sarah Palin

Jordan Lynn

Sparky Shortz

BlueBalls

 

[gunslingingbird]

Ooh, that's a tough one, with Jordan and Sparky in the finals. I think I'll go with BlueBalls, though.

 

[lurkingdirk]

The Final 5 are as follows:

GregCentauro

Sarah Palin

Jordan Lynn

Sparky Shortz

BlueBalls

Did you pick those out of your ass, or were they actually the most voted for?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Oh, and today I'm going to vote for Jordan. I want to see what she comes up with to post here when she wins.

I bet it involves a pineapple. And maybe a unicycle.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Did you pick those out of your ass, or were they actually the most voted for?

Sparky and Jordan were voted for the most out of the top 10.

Palin, BlueBalls and Centauro were voted for once or twice.

The others voted for were already excluded from the Top 10

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sparky and Jordan were voted for the most out of the top 10.

Palin, BlueBalls and Centauro were voted for once or twice.

The others voted for were already excluded from the Top 10

Damn, you're hardcore, with your rules and shit.

I think Centauro should be dropped, as he's gone.

BlueBalls has promised glamour shots with frosty makeup and feathered hair if he wins.

 

[Jack Davenport]

We need a song written.

Here she comes Miss Blue Countach doesn't sound right.

I think it should be something like ... Miss Blue Countach... With style and Panache and looking very posh!

How do you like deez nutz!!!!......