Our love is pure. It is beautiful, like unicorns. Unicorns being ass reamed by dinosaurs. That picture of purity is how I picture our love.
I thought it was TriGPal for short.
In any case, TriG may win Miss Freeones, I hear.
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Our love is pure. It is beautiful, like unicorns. Unicorns being ass reamed by dinosaurs. That picture of purity is how I picture our love.
I thought it was TriGPal for short.
In any case, TriG may win Miss Freeones, I hear.
You two should get a room.
Who says we ain't?
Damn right. We're posting sexy things FROM the room.
Don't you feel honoured to be part of our foreplay? If you'd like you can tell me what to do to him. Your command options are:
slap
tickle
impale
take out for a nice seafood dinner
purple nurple
kick in the nuts
Does the seafood dinner include crab legs?
If so, I choose that.
If so, I choose that.
And what does this bitch do? She forgets my personal favourite!
Where the fuck is the Stevie Wonder goat puncher?
crabs are a moot point. Between the two of us we're breeding a new, antibiotic resistant breed.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
BB is in rare form today. Just sit back and watch the fracas.
And what does this bitch do? She forgets my personal favourite!
Where the fuck is the Stevie Wonder goat puncher?
You damn well know that's a given with everyone who knows you. Don't blame me, Stan drew up the rules.
Wait...is this why you like me to put on sunglasses, sway, and punch you in the grandpa sac while you're on all fours?
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Yeah I got crabs! What of it!?
Well, lets get Stan to walk his little underdeveloped bitch ass in here to explain himself.
Wait, what was that?
He's not here? Well, then isn't that quite convenient. It's on you Dirk, clean this mess up and quit passing the buck it's very unbecoming.
The punch when delivered is fine . . . its gets me off, whatever. It's the crying, pleading and begging god to have your sight put back even over all of your money that really gets me off, you know that.
Do we really need to go over this again?
Well, lets get Stan to walk his little underdeveloped bitch ass in here to explain himself.
Wait, what was that?
He's not here? Well, then isn't that quite convenient. It's on you Dirk, clean this mess up and quit passing the buck it's very unbecoming.
The punch when delivered is fine . . . its gets me off, whatever. It's the crying, pleading and begging god to have your sight put back even over all of your money that really gets me off, you know that.
Do we really need to go over this again?
Yes sir. It is my time to clean up afterward. I'll do it now. :broken spirit:
It's the begging god to have my site put back even over all of my money?
Yes sir. You're so clever. :broken spirit:
What? You didn't hear about his website (*ahem*), where the fuck have you been Dirk? I thought this kind of shit was right up your alley. Again I suppose it's up to me to fill you in - even though the story is a couple months old (pfft! dumbass!). It went down and he was supposedly really disappointed about it. Not sure why, I mean it's not like he ever really looked at the thing. Or at all to be honest. But hey, I guess it's the principle of the thing after all. Money's money.
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Yeah.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
So, we need a broken spirit smiley now?
Can I vote for Jordan again?
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Can I vote for Jordan again?
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:glugglug: hell of a buffet right there.
What? You didn't hear about his website (*ahem*), where the fuck have you been Dirk? I thought this kind of shit was right up your alley. Again I suppose it's up to me to fill you in - even though the story is a couple months old (pfft! dumbass!). It went down and he was supposedly really disappointed about it. Not sure why, I mean it's not like he ever really looked at the thing. Or at all to be honest. But hey, I guess it's the principle of the thing after all. Money's money.
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Yeah.
You're going to pay for that. I'm bringing the angry glove of Voltaire, covered with glass and burning nettles this time.
Only when dealing with a dominant BlueBalls. Which is about every third post on this bloody forum.
Me too! Me too!
That's what Jimmy Buffett said and now look at him. Sleeping in the gutter, diseased asshole gaping, cum drenched lips, living in an imaginary world where the rats that gnaw on his shins at night are emperors of some sort of mystical underworld - a place in which sterility and polite masturbatory practices mean nothing. Where dreams are made, kings die and large breasted women lean over benches wherever you are giving you the perfect view of the goods. A world in which happiness ejaculates in your face several times a day (Happiness as it turns out is an ogre with an unhealthy masturbation obsession - so not as magical as I'm sure most of you first thought) whether you like it or not. Where the harsh day to day life of a common former semi-popular singer who blows dirty looking men who smell even worse than they look and fucks police officers for cash and freedom respectively mean absolutely nothing. All because of the inherent need for the success he once had.
This should be a warning to all of you.
The Buffett needs us now more than ever.
Happier times. :crying:
Do you Brits like Jimmy Buffett?
Do you see Hawaiian print shirts and Parrotheads over there?
The thought of that in jolly old England kinda fucks with my head.
Do you see Hawaiian print shirts and Parrotheads over there?
The thought of that in jolly old England kinda fucks with my head.
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