The Miss Blue Countach contest has started ! Vote here!

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Jordan Lynn because she snapped me a photo of Bailey's in a shoe.

 

[alexpnz]

Heres my prediction for the winner of the swimsuit competition:
http://www.trashmenagerie.com/images/sarah_palin/sarah-palin-miss-alaska.gif
:1orglaugh
..and in the talent competition:
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/300350945.gif

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Thanks...mighty thoughtful of you. I'd also would nominate Greg if I weren't in the contest :bowdown:

Even though I nom'd Greg, my vote goes to...............................



Sparky!


Because Hilarious wouldn't even post a "thank you" if she won.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

Great list Blue...but I'm not sure I'm special enough to be in this particular group of HIGH CLASS females...however, the guys I'm OK with winning 100%...nice to know you at least have good taste in both sexes :rofl2::rofl2:

Here are the finalists:

Sparky Shortz
Hilarious
Sarah Palin
Ann Coulter
Next Door Nikki
Jordan Lynn
GregCentauro
Mr .Peanut
STDiva
BlueBalls

 

[Philbert]

I vote for Jordan Lynn!:thumbsup:

I vote for Sparky Shortz!:thumbsup:

You can just do what ya will with my vote, I love both of my friends and sure ain't gonna vote for just one!

You da MAN...do a threesome!

 

[sporty_carr]

I gotta go with BlueBalls.

The future children you two will have together is a big deciding factor in this.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Susan Boyle didn't make it?!? :wtf: I demand a recount. :tongue:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

What about Old Gregg and his mangina? With all due respekt to Jordan, I would have voted for him/her.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Can we only vote once? I'd like to vote for Jordan again. I'm pretty sure that if she wins she'll post something naughty here.

Do we get one vote a day? When does it close?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Voting closes Friday. One vote per day. Top 5 announced Saturday.

 

[maildude]

Where do we join the Countach Militia???:ak47:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Well then. Jordan again, please.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well then. Jordan again, please.

:yesyes:

If I quote his post in a new one, does that count as an independent vote?

 

[JacknCoke]

I nominate Helen Keller

 

[lurkingdirk]

I nominate Helen Keller

Nomination phase ended three and a half months ago. In two months the voting will be done. Then we'll have seven more rounds of voting.

C'mon, man. Get with the program.

;-)

 

[BlueBalls]

Whatever happened to Ester, Chuck Norris' retarded son?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Whatever happened to Ester, Chuck Norris' retarded son?

He was deemed ineligible when he said that he was happy to be in the contest because he's wanted to barbecue Blue Countach for a couple of years.

The judges thought that including him wouldn't be prudent.

 

[BlueBalls]

He was deemed ineligible when he said that he was happy to be in the contest because he's wanted to barbecue Blue Countach for a couple of years.

The judges thought that including him wouldn't be prudent.

Well then, fuck each and everyone of you! I hope death rears her ugly head sooner rather than later upon you, the children of the ramblers.

Ester FTW!!! :banger:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well then, fuck each and everyone of you!

:yesyes:

I hope death rears her ugly head sooner rather than later upon you, the children of the ramblers.

Um, I don't know what you're talking about, but I get hot when you're bothered.

Ester FTW!!! :banger:

Sarah Palin thanks you for your vote for this special needs person. Rush Limbaugh says, "I eat retards," and thanks you for your vote.

 

[BlueBalls]

Um, I don't know what you're talking about, but I get hot when you're bothered.

Thanks baby, you always know what to say to get the pre-jizz a-flowin.

Yeah I went there! A pox on anyone who disparages our love!

Sarah Palin thanks you for your vote for this special needs person. Rush Limbaugh says, "I eat retards," and thanks you for your vote.

Hell if I knew Trisomy G Palin (or TriG for short) were in the running I think I might actually be at odd as to who to vote for.