The Donald J Trump: SHITSHOW IN A DUMPSTER FIRE Thread

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The document literally says you directed Michael Cohen to commit a felony.

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Like Trump's disciples, Trump believes he has Jedi Skills; Trump nor his disciples possess such skill.

 

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[mongo18]

Here's something light hearted and fun. Can't be too serious all the time.

Normal Man donald trump Hilariously Fucks Up Army-Navy Coin Toss

If you looked at the picture atop this post, you already know that our big boy did not do a good job. You have seen that he served the coin up into the air like a dang pizza pie...It does not seem too bold to observe that no one, no president and probably no civilian, has ever fucked up a coin toss like this.


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In case there was anyone who didn't know exactly why he chose not to toss a softball in public, this is why!

 

[Jack Davenport]

Er-mah- gerd! That dump fuck Trump awkwardly tossed a coin! He should stick to turning economies around.
What a SHITSHOW this is!!

Hurr durr!

“But President Obama and his staff are not infallible spellers, either. The @whitehouse twitter feed misspelled “Libya” as “Lybia” in February 2011, an error not widely reported by the media. And in 2010, President Obama misspelled “Syracuse” as “Sycacuse” while filling out his NCAA Tournament bracket on ESPN (see 2:50 mark), another incident not widely reported in the media.

Also, in his 1995 memoir Dreams from My Father, Obama misspelled rebel slave Denmark Vesey’s last name as “Vescey” and misspelled anti-colonist Frantz Fanon’s first name as “Franz”.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2012/06/typos-happen-to-obama-too.html

 

[mongo18]

Get a bit triggered there, snowflake? I did say it was just for fun.

Here's the difference, since you're so clueless you'll never put it together yourself - Obama wasn't afraid to admit he was human. He didn't claim to be a genius. He didn't even claim to be the best at anything. He was just a guy doing his best like everyone else.
When you talk as much shit as trump does, claim to be the greatest at everything, have the best everything, be the smartest guy ever, despite very obviously being borderline retarded, you're begging for ridicule when you fuck up, and boy oh boy, does this shitshow in a dumpster fire fuck up A LOT!

 

[Supafly]

Oh, the blessing that the "Ignore"-button is doing in times, when fellows are bleeding theimselves to slow death by hemorrhoiding themselves.

Seeing echoes of their pain in quotes is tough on my pitiful heart!

And how nuts was this meeting? Trump wants to shut down government, he says. Well, it is not a surprise, he is doing his best wrecking the place, anyways.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Get a bit triggered there, snowflake? I did say it was just for fun.

Here's the difference, since you're so clueless you'll never put it together yourself - Obama wasn't afraid to admit he was human. He didn't claim to be a genius. He didn't even claim to be the best at anything. He was just a guy doing his best like everyone else.
When you talk as much shit as trump does, claim to be the greatest at everything, have the best everything, be the smartest guy ever, despite very obviously being borderline retarded, you're begging for ridicule when you fuck up, and boy oh boy, does this shitshow in a dumpster fire fuck up A LOT!

So the “ Messiah” The man that was going to slow the rise of the oceans was an humble man with frailties like every other mortal on earth?


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This has to be the most delusional post to ever grace FreeOnes :1orglaugh

 

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[mongo18]

This has to be the most delusional post to ever grace FreeOnes

Hahaha no, that title will always belong to this little doozy:

Actually all of those qualities can be attributed to your hero that held the office prior to this wonderful president.
Anything “ amoral” that Trump has done has been discussed privately with his spiritual advisors and they have stated that they are comfortable that he is a changed man in regard to philandering. So what else do you have? Not much it seems. Not only is his predecessor ignorant, he is naive ( see Spring, Arab, Deal, Iran Nuclear.)

Before Trump the real thin skinned petulant child was Obama and it is well documented.
He suffered no criticism by the main stream media and the final verdict of his presidency both economically and foreign policy wise is an abysmal failure.

I’m sorry that you have been reduced to childish taunting because this current president makes your hero look like a rank amateur but I savor every moment of this successful presidency and how it must give libs like you the red ass.
Batten down the hatches. You have 6 more years of torment. No Democrat can defeat him.

Hahahaha spiritual advisers! You're such a wanker!

Nice job with the Marty Feldman eye btw, you're so witty and original!

 

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Oh well hell if his "spiritual advisers" have absolved him then it's all good :rofl:

 

[Jack Davenport]

Hahaha no, that title will always belong to this little doozy:





Hahahaha spiritual advisers! You're such a wanker!

Nice job with the Marty Feldman eye btw, you're so witty and original!

No you still win [NOBABE] the prize [/NOBABE] trigglypuff.
You see, Democrat presidents aren’t the only ones allowed to have spiritual advisors, Republicans are afforded that luxury too. You know the kind that Bill Clinton surrounded himself around when he got busted getting blow jobs in the White House? You know the kind that talk about “ ridin’ Dirty” and “God damn America”?

And while on the face of it, they are worthy of rolling emoticons themselves, I will leave their faith between them and their God.
Thanks for your appreciation of my meme. It’s called parody, you know, like in parody posters, like yourself.

Oh well hell if his "spiritual advisers" have absolved him then it's all good :rofl:

You want me to name some of them? Robert Jefress, Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell Jr. Funny thing about spirituality, it’s not always discussed in the open and you have no idea what he divulged to them or what personal failings he confessed to them. Neither do I but even a flawed human has a right to spiritual advisors.
But yeah, what a SHITSHOW Trump is!

 

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Oh well hell if his "spiritual advisers" have absolved him then it's all good :rofl:

I know an abortion doctor that loves his job, he got ordained by The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, not only does he absolve all of his patients, but heals himself, too.

 

[Supafly]

Now it all becomes clear! That "spiritual advisor" must be Dr. Ben Carson, the man who has a picture of himself and Jesus, both in sauna robes.

 

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The 1st Amendment is a beautiful thing, probably the most gracefully crafted language in the entire Constitution, and properly applied totally neuters the far right.

 

[mongo18]

Hahahaha, google chief has to explain to congress why a picture of trump shows up when you google "idiot"!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12...rching-idiot-turns-up-trump-pictures/10609468

I think I might be coming around, starting to enjoy the trump presidency more every day!

Also, today's "trump tweet that came back to bite him in the ass" - this gem on chiefs of staff: 3 Chief of Staffs in less than 3 years of being President: Part of the reason why @BarackObama can't manage to pass his agenda.
Of course, I might be jumping the gun on that one, seeing as how we're not even sure he can find a third chief of staff!

Hahahahaha, keep 'em coming, drumpfo!

 

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[Jack Davenport]

Hahahaha, google chief has to explain to congress why a picture of trump shows up when you google "idiot"!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12...rching-idiot-turns-up-trump-pictures/10609468

I think I might be coming around, starting to enjoy the trump presidency more every day!

Also, today's "trump tweet that came back to bite him in the ass" - this gem on chiefs of staff: 3 Chief of Staffs in less than 3 years of being President: Part of the reason why @BarackObama can't manage to pass his agenda.
Of course, I might be jumping the gun on that one, seeing as how we're not even sure he can find a third chief of staff!

Hahahahaha, keep 'em coming, drumpfo!

At least it didn’t cost us 11 trillion dollars, bless your heart.

 

[Supafly]

 

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[Jack Davenport]

Not convicted by trial.

#IgnoranceIsNotPretty