The 5 Biggest Douche Bags In Recent Sports History

Ace Boobtoucher

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
http://doucheymcdoucheavitch.blogspot.com/2009/08/5-biggest-douche-bags-in-sports-history.html

Hard to believe T.O., Michael Vick, Randy Moss, Plaxico Buress, Pacman Jones or Brett Favre (shouldn't it be spelled Farvera since everyone pronounces it that way?) didn't appear anywhere on the list.

Conspicuously absent also are:

Al Davis
Barry Bonds
Manny Ramirez
Bill Romonowski
Larry Johnson
O.J.
Pete Rose
Beckham
That guy who's married to Eva Longoria
Christian Laetner
Bobby Knight
Michael Irvin
Troy Aikmen
Jimmy Johnson
Michael Crabtree
Al Michaels
Professional Tennis Players (any of em', either gender)
Everyone connected to the best damn sports whatever.
Bruce Calahan
Kurt Angle
Don King

I could go on for a while. There sure are a lot of douches in sports these days. Who's missing?
 
Ace Bandage

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
The biggest douche in College Football is Tim Tebow. How is he not on that list?
 
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turtle825

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
LeBron, Drew Rosenhaus, Bill Belichick, Chris Berman, Mike Greenberg, Chip Caray, Bryant Gumbel, Bill Parcells, Sammy Sosa, Frank Thomas, LaTroy Hawkins, Kelvin Sampson, Rajon Rondo, Ryan Leaf, Carmelo Anthony
 
shayd

shayd

The list needs John Rocker, Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter, and Mark Teixeira. Probably Ozzie Guillen too.
 
Ace Boobtoucher

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
shayd said:
The list needs John Rocker, Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter, and Mark Teixeira. Probably Ozzie Guillen too.
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Ozzie Guillen? Okay, I was thinking of Ozzie Smith. How could anyone think Ozzie Smith is a douche? But yeah, those are good additions, especially Rocker. Oh, and how could anyone forget that J-Lo has a small percentage of the Dolphins. So she qualifies now, as well.
 
shayd

shayd

johnnystyro said:
Ozzie Guillen? Okay, I was thinking of Ozzie Smith. How could anyone think Ozzie Smith is a douche? But yeah, those are good additions, especially Rocker. Oh, and how could anyone forget that J-Lo has a small percentage of the Dolphins. So she qualifies now, as well.
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:1orglaugh Ozzie Smith was one of my childhood idols, and has proven to be a pretty swell guy. I'd be remiss if I even tried to hint at anything other than him being a genuinely nice guy.

I'm thinking Milton Bradley could probably make this list too.

arianajoladdict said:
sean avery?
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On the list already.
 
ninetysixcavy

ninetysixcavy

They should have just put half the MLB on there. That's about the amount on 'roids right now. :cool:

Funny that they put two NHL players at one and two on the list, considering I used to be an autograph hound, and of the four major, the NHL cats were always the most willing to interact with the fans.


And what about the PGA Tour? John Daly - maybe the biggest f'up in the history of the game, and maybe my most favorite troubled ahtlete of all time - has thrown away a lifetime's worth of tallent. He could have been one of the all-time greats, and still is. But the alcoholism, the compulsive gambling, the lost endorsements, the wife going to prison...it just goes on and on.
 
ninetysixcavy

ninetysixcavy

Facetious said:
^ John Daly is a modern day sports icon, what are you talking about, Cav lol !
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Yeah, JD is, no question. He is one of the nicest guys on Tour too. He is probably my favorite of all time, because in some ways I can relate to some of his mishaps. If you go on some of the golf forums, though, people really like to bash him. I'm just saying, he had/has a world of tallent, but he only won two majors. Still, one of the unbelievable stories on the PGA for sure.
 
ChefChiTown

ChefChiTown

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For those that consider the WWE a sport, then Batista should be #1 on that list. For those who don't, then I think they might've nailed it.
 
Supafly

Supafly

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I wouldn't call Mike Tyson a Douchebag, rather a classic nutcase.

But Rodman is so far out I hardly find a label that would stick to him - he just sets a whole new type of craze :)
 
gunslingingbird

gunslingingbird

I don't see Ryan Leaf on the list.
 
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