The 5 Biggest Douche Bags In Recent Sports History

Ace Boobtoucher

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Hard to believe T.O., Michael Vick, Randy Moss, Plaxico Buress, Pacman Jones or Brett Favre (shouldn't it be spelled Farvera since everyone pronounces it that way?) didn't appear anywhere on the list.

Conspicuously absent also are:

Al Davis
Barry Bonds
Manny Ramirez
Bill Romonowski
Larry Johnson
O.J.
Pete Rose
Beckham
That guy who's married to Eva Longoria
Christian Laetner
Bobby Knight
Michael Irvin
Troy Aikmen
Jimmy Johnson
Michael Crabtree
Al Michaels
Professional Tennis Players (any of em', either gender)
Everyone connected to the best damn sports whatever.
Bruce Calahan
Kurt Angle
Don King

I could go on for a while. There sure are a lot of douches in sports these days. Who's missing?
 

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