The 5 Biggest Douche Bags In Recent Sports History

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Time for an updated list:
1. Philip Rivers - I hope he dies in a seriously painful accident, preferably one where he is eviscerated and burns alive for a few hours before succumbing.
2. Tim Tebow - The douche I love to hate. I can respect his accomplishments on and off the field, but whenever he opens his mouth, I feel like vomiting.
3. Alfonso Soriano - I would love to dropkick him in the face. Right now I would trade him for a box of used baseballs and some Big League Chew.
4. Tiger Woods - Dude, you have a billion dollars. Get an extra fuckin' phone for your whores, you can afford it.
5. Cris Collinsworth - What gives you the right to be pompous? You were a mediocre receiver at best for the Bengals. And if you were playing right now, you'd ride the bench. Shout your arrogant mouth! I'd rather listen to Madden call games than your goofy ass.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
^ Unless cheating on your wife has become a sport, then Tiger isn't a douche. When he is on the course he is one of the best.
 

Big Poppa Pump

- My Name Is My Name -
^ Unless cheating on your wife has become a sport, then Tiger isn't a douche. When he is on the course he is one of the best.

I gotta go with PlasmaTwa2 on this one. As a sportsman, Tiger is a giant. Sure, he cheated on his wife, but when ranking him in sports that's neither here nor there.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
Oj
is there even a doubt about it?
he murdered the mother of his children by cutting her throat down to her vertabrate.
plus goldman, stabbed him like 40 times.
plus vick, all that money and you get involved with watching dogs rip each other apart until one is dead.
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
^ Unless cheating on your wife has become a sport, then Tiger isn't a douche. When he is on the course he is one of the best.


Agreed (and give yourself a cigar, sir)!!!!
 

jasonk282

Banned
Oj
is there even a doubt about it?
he murdered the mother of his children by cutting her throat down to her vertabrate.
plus goldman, stabbed him like 40 times.
plus vick, all that money and you get involved with watching dogs rip each other apart until one is dead.

I agree with vick, but OJ, I mean he was not remotly RELEVANT when he did that stuff in 1996.

Tebow for sure, great play just don;t talk
Vick
Ray Lewis
Ovie
and any Flyer.:thefinger
 
Matt Millen, a guy who did NOTHING for the Detroit Lions, if anything drove their sorry asses even further into the dirt...somehow gets a job being a commentator? Always talking about how this team needs to do this or that...now why would anyone wanna listen to that gibberish, after all that went down in Detroit. Total douche to me!
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
^ Unless cheating on your wife has become a sport, then Tiger isn't a douche. When he is on the course he is one of the best.

I gotta go with PlasmaTwa2 on this one. As a sportsman, Tiger is a giant. Sure, he cheated on his wife, but when ranking him in sports that's neither here nor there.

Okay, follow me here.
1. I called Tiger a douche for not having an extra phone for his whores when he has a billion freakin' dollars.
2. All of this news came out recently within the last few weeks.
3. Tiger plays golf, that's a sport.

He meets the requirements in the thread title. The fact that his offending actions didn't take place on the course doesn't change the fact that he's still a sports douche bag. Tim Tebow is a douche off the field, listen to his interviews. Not everything has to take place during competition to qualify someone as a douche bag. Brett Favre is still great on the field, but he wavers more than John Kerry. That's why he qualifies as well.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
just to see if there is any reaction...Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

used his marketing ability, not his driving talent, to position himself with the best team, then became the only one of the four not to make the Chase. All style, no substance
 
just to see if there is any reaction...Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

used his marketing ability, not his driving talent, to position himself with the best team, then became the only one of the four not to make the Chase. All style, no substance

I have a theory. I don't know if it's true or not, but I think Dale Jr, is an all right driver even if I wouldn't put him with the other three, but I also think the stupid Car of Tomorrow concept has screwed with him more than other most other people.
 
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