tasting your own cum !!!

[member2686]

STFU, Adolf!!! lol j/k
:1orglaugh :rofl:

I wonder if this thread will develop "Sircar's Corollary". :1orglaugh

 

[4G63]

Anybody ever wanked on there monitor screen over porn then tasted there cum ?

I have a two part question; second part first, first part last.

Why did you put two exclamation points in the thread title?

Does it only count if you tasted it off your monitor?


Also I have a question for you. Have you ever played Limp Biscuit? No, you should come over, we'll watch gladiator movies and I'll explain everything.

 

[member2686]

Make sure you show him the bath scene in Ben-Hur...lol

lol 4G63 your post reminded me of that scene in the movie "Airplane!" when the airline pilot was asking the boy "Have you ever scene a grown man naked? Do you like to watch movies about gladiators?" :rofl2:

 

[jod0565]

Is eating a big Johnson sausage wrong?

 

[Superfly]

Anything that resembles raw egg in volume has to be a no no for any sound breast loving straight male

 

[member2686]

Probably not wrong, if you like that sort of thing, but James "Jimmy" Dean ate a few sausages when he was alive. :1orglaugh :tongue:

Is eating a big Johnson sausage wrong?

 

[4G63]

Is eating a big Johnson sausage wrong?

No.

But eating a kielbasa without chewing, now that's wrong

 

[Superfly]

Probably not wrong, if you like that sort of thing, but James "Jimmy" Dean ate a few sausages when he was alive. :1orglaugh :tongue:

I heard that rumour too :1orglaugh

 

[jod0565]

Info I did not need to know, but I smell sperm S P E R R R M.

 

[foxycougar]

No.

But eating a kielbasa without chewing, now that's wrong

That's not wrong....that's a gold mine in the porn industry, lmfao

 

[tunsty]

This is a perfect example of why Tunsty should be able to work his magic. I do believe that this one would have won the contest.

No magic I'm afraid..it's all smoke and mirrors

 

[Rastagir]

Sometimes you scare me guys. You really do......

 

[member2686]

Be afraid...be very afraid... lol :eek: :1orglaugh

 

[member20672]

Another day and the thread rolls on. LOL

 

[member2686]

Maybe he's planning another thread - "tasting your own pee/poop" or something??? :eek: :1orglaugh Or, "have you ever jerked off to a Victoria's Secret catalog?" :nanner:

 

[Rastagir]

Or, "have you ever jerked off to a Victoria's Secret catalog?" :nanner:

...................what's wrong with that pray?????

 

[juballs]

Another day and the thread rolls on. LOL

oh man, i have stayed away from thsis thread long enough.

speaking of tasting cum off the screen... this one time i use using mayonnaise as a lubricant, and well yadda yadda yadda, one thing lead to another and lets just say i couldnt tell the difference between the mayo and well, the other stuff, and you know what they say... "When in Rome"

 

[Ax3C]

Dare I even try to comment on this thread?

Uh ... I think I'll pass and withhold judgment. This is waaaaay out of my league, folks.

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:rofl:

 

[member20672]

Dare I even try to comment on this thread?

Uh ... I think I'll pass and withhold judgment. This is waaaaay out of my league, folks.

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:rofl:

No opinion from AXXXC:eek: j/k

 

[member2686]

I tried my cow-catcher idea (Punch to the Face, Venting Thread post from a few days ago) at a Wal Mart Super Center tonight, but I didn't use a cow catcher. I hit this woman in the heels on purpose because she acted like she was deaf when I kept saying (like 5 times) "excuse me," so I just pushed my cart into her legs and she jumped as if she had a snake in her pants!!! It was fucking brilliant!!!! LOL!!! "Excuse me for the last time," I said, and her retort was "How rude!" I kept walking but gave her the middle finger as I kept walking... :thefinger :rofl: :1orglaugh