Standing up or sitting down?

[CadillacD]

So the other day I'm telling a friend of mine a random story from college...story goes 'one day when I was a freshman I walked into the community restroom and see this guy who has obviously just finished taking a shit and is wiping his ass with one foot propped up on the wall. He is basically doing the splits trying to get every trace of shit out of his upper intestine.' My friend looks at me and say "Jesus, the guy was wiping his ass standing up?" That was not the response I expected.
I just assumed that everyone wiped their asses standing up but my friend tells me that I am the the one in the minority! So which is it...standing up or sitting down?

 

[L3ggy]

What's with all these threads....

 

[biomech]

Wipe my ass? That is a novel idea. I should try that.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I thought this would be how do you prefer to get blown.

Wipe my ass? That is a novel idea. I should try that.

That's what you significant other's tongue is for, right?

 

[Ace Bandage]

I lean to the right; I'm a southpaw wiper. I don't stand up because I'm not three-years-old.

 

[Born2Jizz]

I lean to the right; I'm a southpaw wiper. I don't stand up because I'm not three-years-old.

"Southpaw"? Ok, Rocky.... :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Cheek roll. Front to back, then back to front. Repeat until clean.

Sometimes takes ten minutes and thirty to forty flushes.

 

[cartman24]

Sitting, standing seems so unnecessary in this situation.

 

[PlumpRump]

I did the same thread a while back. Results are actually pretty even in the poll.14-13 standing. Personally, I stand.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=399561

 

[316sherm]

 

[bustybbwlover]

why would you stand up? that seems like a potential way to end up with some of the shit on your ass falling on to you

 

[Born2Jizz]

If you stand up, don't you cheeks kinda squeeze together, thus making it harder to access you a-hole for wiping?? Hence the whole point of sitting down while you wipe? :dunno::2 cents:

 

[ICanHasLogin]

I don't have enough coordination to stand up for that

 

[GregCentauro]

I squat over a bottle of coke and mentos. aka "the Redneck bidet"

 

[lurkingdirk]

I squat over a bottle of coke and mentos. aka "the Redneck bidet"

Next, on Mythbusters...

 

[Member442]

I thought about if I should post in this one or not.

I sit not that this was in any way intended for a chick to answer I don't think.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Since everybodies saying how they do it, I'll also say:
I take all my clothes off and run full tilt towards a wall, paper in hand.
I then run UP the wall and backflp?
Why? Because I'm an environmentalist: Taking a backwards swipe with a small amount of toilet paper while flipping forwards inverted gives me the extra power from G-force to thoroughly clean my shitter with only one sheet. The downside is that sometimes when I'm drunk and I do it I land face down in the toilet paper...

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

Standing up, weak hand (being my right since I'm left-handed).

 

[dblood]

lmfao sitting down my man if you stand up the crap will smear hahaha

 

[luis1972]

What's the point???????
:hatsoff: