Standing up or sitting down?

[Moonchild22]

Is this really the kind of stuff you want to know about people? Or is this one of those "trying to be shocking and edgy" threads?

 

[larss]

Sitting after shitting.

 

[LukeEl]

Sitting down because I want to finish the chapter I am on.

 

[BlueBalls]

Can't I and my inconspicuously pregnant Brazilian lingerie model girlfriend walk along the beach in peace without having to answer these inane questions over and over?

What are you people? Seriously! Where's your humanity?

 

[tartanterrier]

I drag my ass across a wet lawn.Does the grass good,and leaves my
ass smelling nice too

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Standing up

 

[Dick & The Twins]

I know a man who pees sitting down. LMFAO!

 

[anairhead999]

sitting down. I'm a lazy person sometimes

 

[Johan]

Cat way : I lick it

 

[Spleen]

Standing up? That's fucking strange.

 

[larss]

I know a man who pees sitting down. LMFAO!

I often **** sitting down. This has two major advantages.
1) I don't spray the seat, and the surrounding floor when I have a particularly misbehaving shoot out sideways/double spray ***.
2) I don't have to remember to put the seat down.

 

[ForumModeregulator]

I often **** sitting down. This has two major advantages.
1) I don't spray the seat, and the surrounding floor when I have a particularly misbehaving shoot out sideways/double spray ***.
2) I don't have to remember to put the seat down.

the only benefit to peeing while sitting is being more efficient and clean when in poorly lit/dark bathrooms.

 

[vodkazvictim]

A warm toilet seat is like a warm pussy.
It's nice... but you always wonder who was there before you.... And what they left behind...