So the other day I'm telling a friend of mine a random story from college...story goes 'one day when I was a freshman I walked into the community restroom and see this guy who has obviously just finished taking a **** and is wiping his ass with one foot propped up on the wall.  He is basically doing the splits trying to get every trace of **** out of his upper intestine.'  My friend looks at me and say "Jesus, the guy was wiping his ass standing up?"  That was not the response I expected.  
I just assumed that everyone wiped their asses standing up but my friend tells me that I am the the one in the minority! So which is it...standing up or sitting down?
			
			I just assumed that everyone wiped their asses standing up but my friend tells me that I am the the one in the minority! So which is it...standing up or sitting down?
 
 
		