Squirrels..

[Cutie]

 

[vaziel]

 

[StanScratch]

This takes me back to the Great Squirrel Wars of 1991.
Bowling Green State University, Ohio, Prout Hall, April 1991. I have a butt load of jelly beans left over from Easter that are going bad, fast. There is a balcony under the window of my dorm room that is frequently inhabited by squirrels. One day, I feed one a jelly bean.
The addiction had begun.
By the end of the week, the little fuckers were going to war every time I threw one of those little colored candies onto the balcony. About seven at a time would literally swarm on them with fights lasting for several minutes. The victor was then rewarded not only with the candy, but a sugar high that would usually make it hyper for at least a day (and many times the victor the next time I threw a jelly bean out on the balcony).

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

^ :rofl2:

they get drunk off of rotting pumpkins too...

 

[Red Spyder]

Note to self: load up on jelly beans and throw them out the window while driving around the richer neighborhoods.

 

[redhotgorillausa]

That little dude's heart will be beating as quickly as your average hummingbird. (REALLY REALLY FAST)

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

This takes me back to the Great Squirrel Wars of 1991.
Bowling Green State University, Ohio, Prout Hall, April 1991. I have a butt load of jelly beans left over from Easter that are going bad, fast. There is a balcony under the window of my dorm room that is frequently inhabited by squirrels. One day, I feed one a jelly bean.
The addiction had begun.
By the end of the week, the little fuckers were going to war every time I threw one of those little colored candies onto the balcony. About seven at a time would literally swarm on them with fights lasting for several minutes. The victor was then rewarded not only with the candy, but a sugar high that would usually make it hyper for at least a day (and many times the victor the next time I threw a jelly bean out on the balcony).

the second best squirrel story i have ever heard.

now where are my jelly beans?

 

[sleep]

We got huge Squirrels in these parts!

http://greymatter.heyrocky.com/?q=node/455&pid=11

 

[vodkazvictim]

This takes me back to the Great Squirrel Wars of 1991.
Bowling Green State University, Ohio, Prout Hall, April 1991. I have a butt load of jelly beans left over from Easter that are going bad, fast. There is a balcony under the window of my dorm room that is frequently inhabited by squirrels. One day, I feed one a jelly bean.
The addiction had begun.
By the end of the week, the little fuckers were going to war every time I threw one of those little colored candies onto the balcony. About seven at a time would literally swarm on them with fights lasting for several minutes. The victor was then rewarded not only with the candy, but a sugar high that would usually make it hyper for at least a day (and many times the victor the next time I threw a jelly bean out on the balcony).

You're a cruel and unusual man, Stan.
Can I get you drunk and take advantage of you?

 

[ThatRedWing]

Pfft, squirrels with coffee are nothing. Try dealing with a beaver on PCP.

 

[Christa]

It's Aspen here Christa's wife workout an my Java Yes