Dick Hardly said:.
I'm not voting, but I have to say what I always say: "Soccer sucks... and it's boring... minus fighting, soccer and hockey give us such thrilling moments as 1 to 1 ties after three hours of play... and often no shots on goal. Knock baseball, if you will, but every pitch is an opportunity for action. When the rest of the world catches up with American Football, then we'll all be viewing a great "modern" sport, instead of simply being fanatical about that to which we've grown accustomed.
What a simpleton! If you want to diss a sport, at least have the common decency to get your facts right. A Football match last 90 mins, not 3 hours (like every 'American' sport with a million commercials)
The thing is, I will not diss sports like American Football, Baseball etc cos I like them also. I would say however, that even though potentially like you say "every pitch is an opportunity for action", the fact is the game is 3 hours long, and who cares if you miss an inning in the 2nd or 4th? As long as you are watching at crunch time from the 7th onwards.
With Football, the moments that decide the game are more celebrated, more anticipated, because they are decisive. Football is tribal in Argentina, England, Brasil, Spain, Italy etc etc Most Americans can never appreciate the history and the meanings of teams like Barca for the Catalans, or Bilbao for the Basques, or Boca for us Bosteros, or Liverpool for an ugly scouser, your teams are 'franchises', and if things aren't going well, you simply pick up sticks and move to a different fucking City!!!!!!!!!
Well things aren't like that in Football, and people like you will never get it and its just a shame that twat Elijah Wood is making this stupid movie (Yank moves to England and becomes a hooligan..........please go back the 70's!)
The sad thing about the vast majority of Americans with their attitude to sport, is the emphasis on numbers and stats. Maybe in the MLS (which is a pile of shit) for the sake of you Americans, they should change the value of a goal, in America a goal should be worth 50 pts, then some of you muppets would glory in games that ended 150-100 (or 3-2 to the rest of the world)
No shots on goal? Look, if you hate Football, fair enough, most people outside America will tell you that we all hate the fact that Football is even played in America cos for one the commentators there use ridiculos language to describe the game, but more than that we know you don't like it, we don't want you to like it and the only way you could ever become remotely good at it is if all your players took drugs like all your athletes do. Even then, you would have the physical components, but your skill level would still be piss poor compared to the rest.
Apologies for the length of the post, hope you were able to hold a long enough attention span.......hey let me help you, look, look numbers......678, 382, 999, 222, 555, 749!
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