So my girlfriend is about to sign to LAX:thoughts?

It does make me seem terrible and closed minded, but for you to judge me and say you know who I am as a person...

Didn't. I was very clear about that.

And you are, by first impression, a terrible human being.

I commented on your behavior in this thread, and your first impression. Neither should or need define you, and both are easily quantifiable. I believe you're reading into what I've said. That's never wise with me, because (beyond a few misunderstandings) I always say exactly what I mean. There is never any need to read into anything I say. If I want someone to know something I don't beat around the bush, I lay it bare. I'm a blunt instrument, and I tend to leave tact to those for whom it is better suited. But then you've probably noticed that...

The only thing I've commented on beyond that is your need to mature, which you've acknowledged.

I'm sorry to that girl I called a bitch but she did the right thing and ended up ignoring me, i dont see why you have to keep this going, but have fun, try to lighten up a bit and not let such small things stress you out. everyone have a wonderful weekend I'm sorry if I've offended anyone and this shall be the last comment I make.

-Lucy

And this is, in fact, very mature. Many people find it incredibly difficult to apologize and I commend you for doing so. :clap: And with that I wish you well...
 
Ok guys.. we are gonna need a hand moving these chairs and folding these tables and moving them into the storage closet. And if someone could sweep up a little and shut off the lights on the way out that would be very much appreciated.
 
Ok guys.. we are gonna need a hand moving these chairs and folding these tables and moving them into the storage closet. And if someone could sweep up a little and shut off the lights on the way out that would be very much appreciated.

Leave them, it'll be easier than setting them out again for the next debate to grace freeones. I checked the schedule, Sam has the next booking but he didn't arrange a time.

Have one of the guys knock up a new banner and we're golden.
 
It does make me seem terrible and closed minded, but for you to judge me and say you know who I am as a person based off of that then you must believe anything with the smallest amount of information given to you. I'm sorry to that girl I called a bitch but she did the right thing and ended up ignoring me, i dont see why you have to keep this going, but have fun, try to lighten up a bit and not let such small things stress you out. everyone have a wonderful weekend I'm sorry if I've offended anyone and this shall be the last comment I make.

-Lucy

well done
 
I checked on this thread early on, and just came back to it....and...it...is....

AWESOME!!!

Sequence-

Future Suitcase Pimp comes in and asks about LAX, or whatever....blah blah blah....

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Friendly people give good advice....

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And then Madonna's flatchested anorexic daughter comes flying in....

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And acts like a raging bitchy 18 year old...

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And then, out of left field, zdenka makes an appearance...

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Snotty cunt chimes in a few more times...

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and then storms out...

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The only thing that could make this thread better is if revamp came in and demanded to know why she won't fuck Indian dudes...

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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I am so stealing that pic of the injun dude and making it my own.

Seriously though, eat a god damned sandwich. Wait, are they casting for the porn parody of Schindler's List?
 
Knock it off you limp dick pussys ! This thread is dead. The girl is gone and now you ass-clown sissys are just making fools of yourselves LOL !
 
I think I was pretty clear... what are supposed to be sticking up for your girlfriend BC or something...how homosexually quaint LOL
 
Here's the thing.

Your post history is composed largely of intelligent posts, good word structure, valid points and generally one of the better grasps of the English language on the board.

Then you drop this -

I think I was pretty clear... what are supposed to be sticking up for your girlfriend BC or something...how homosexually quaint LOL

Into this thread and come across, well, like an uneducated little cunt whose trying to play the big man for the girl in the OP of the thread. If you'd like to take a second shot at it, maybe make something a little more coherent, but maintain the original sentiment of the point you wanted to make then I'd happily take another look.
 
. If you'd like to take a second shot at it, maybe make something a little more coherent, but maintain the original sentiment of the point you wanted to make then I'd happily take another look.

Who gives a fuck what you think ? Are you a mod or something because if not,,,fuck off LOL !
 
Who gives a fuck what you think ? Are you a mod or something because if not,,,fuck off LOL !

Nope, I think you've missed on this attempt as well.

I feel no real sincerity in your words, I can read you are saying "fuck off" but I just don't feel it. Maybe it was extra, not one, but two extra commas that ruined it.

Then there is that "LOL", placed there to make me feel like maybe you are laughing at me? Do you really believe you are that funny? No, I'll bet it isn't either.

You wouldn't be laughing at me, I didn't say anything that in an intelligent world (or mind of an intelligent person) could be misconstrued as humour.

You certainly aren't laughing at yourself, people who talk like that and expect to be taken seriously are generally stood on street corners outside mini markets and the like, relying on the gang of friends for emotional and physical support. Everyone is funnier when they have a mob of thugs to back them up.

Perhaps a third try?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I'm going to get this Schindler's List idea off the ground. Who wants to help me get a kickstarter campaign started?
 

Shifty

O.G.
Don't let her start with the big cock bastards, because trust me it's going to ruin her physically and destroy you emotionally... especially that traitorous cunt fart. I mean have you thought about how you're going to handle this? Assuming you love her, there's got to be rules and boundaries set otherwise both will get hurt. If you want, I've got a list of small cock pornstars that she could work with, and who to avoid... do what Aaliyah did and start small. Avoid the Nachos and Mandingos. sorry, just don't want you or her to get hurt and I've seen many relationship broken during my years as a makeup artist for pornstars. My $0.02

I just about died when I read this. :rofl2:

Seriously though, sincere best wishes to the OP.
 
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