Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Yeah. I suppose. But I haven't gone hunting in more than thirty years. I went pheasant hunting with my Dad and I hated every minute. I love shooting. Hate hunting. It's weird for a Marine, I know but there you have it. I'd let Lac3y off the leash to grab one of those disgusting fuckers but I'm pretty sure she'd wind up in the doggie clinker. One time she did grab a pigeon out of the air and shredded it in my friend's back yard. Scarred her toddler for life.