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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I was perusing this thread and just noted that our favorite tart has not won the most coveted title on our board:


Asshat of the Year. Something should be done.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
We went to a strut your mutt type deal last week and Lac3y got a new paint job.

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Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
You should have put it right above her tail...like a tramp stamp. You know how those German girls are....
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
my cat her name is Smelly and no, i'm not kidding

(old pic now she's a ugly fuuuck)
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I kind of liked the first one too, VB. But wait, there's more!

 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
So I took Lac3y to the Allentown Dog Training Club and the trainer said she looked fat. I'm annoyed right now.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
We finally put my stepfather in a nursing home and Lac3y has staked a claim on his recliner. She misses him.

 
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