Say you went grocery shopping and you saw this...

[PlasmaTwa2]

"Oh, sorry ma'am. I was looking for fish and the stench brought me to you."

 

[JayJohn85]

Man why didnt you link that pic to the source so we can see a bigger one.....Arghhh<rips hair out>

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

I'd say "Happy Birthday! That's a beautiful suit you're wearing..."

 

[PirateKing]

I would get naked too to make her feel more comfortable. Then we would engage in small talk about things like the weather and food products. Then we would go our separate ways because I am too much a pussy to ask her for her number.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'd tackle her and make a citizen's arrest. During the scuffle, I'd probably have to fondle and grope her a little. This would be unfortunate but necessary.

Surely you'd turn her down?

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

I'd tell her that her butt smells lovely.

Speaking of public nudity, go to bing.com videos and type in "girl kicked while pissing" ...that might be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Ma'am the colder ones are at the very back.

 

[Facetious]

"Oh, dear they've called the prude cops on you and they're in route as we're speaking !
Quick ! into this bloody butcher's smock.. I'll pick up your groceries, you split out the rear receiving door, yeah, circle around to the side street and it's the Silver SLR Mclaren Benz, when you approach, just say "Oh Yeah Baby" ! and the door will open up for you .... yeah ....meet you there in about three...''


:thinks to self: if luck will have it, I'll also be meating her in about three as well !


if there's room !! :o

 

[~~whimsy~~]

The second photo makes her look like Rachel Bilson

 

[Baill Inneraora]

 

[Smallville417]

I'm sure both me and my girlfriend would just stop and stare, and be thinking of what we would like to do with her together.

 

[LukeEl]

I would ask her if she is the same nude chick handing out cheese cubes at the local A&P last weekend. And if so can I have more cheese cubes.

 

[IloveErinAvery]

To the NEXT ISLE!

Larger pic here: http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/image/1/_/_/_/1/0/d/f/8/0df8f58ed9a50dc160540b25660894be.jpg

 

[habo9]

Now I would ask her about the melons?

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'd probably strike up a casual conversation about the weather or the high price of hot dog buns. :angels:

 

[habo9]

I'd probably strike up a casual conversation about the weather or the high price of hot dog buns. :angels:

TBH I wouldnt be able to say anything for slabbering :rofl:

 

[GregCentauro]

"Ma'am, I can smell it. Please put back the kippers and the mackerel you've just tried to nick or I'll have to report you. By the stench of it, they're off anyway."

 

[maildude]

Is there anything left in the seafood aisle?

 

[Rezen]

I'd hide behind something and peek out, staring at her until I get caught. Then I'd stare as I walked away.

 

[D-rock]

I'd have to ask her if the money was in her shoes.

She doesn't have too many options to when it comes to carrying things on her, does she? :1orglaugh I would hate to think where else she would put it.