Say you went grocery shopping and you saw this...

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Indecent exposure

Indecent exposure is the deliberate exposure by a person of a portion or portions of his or her own body under circumstances where such an exposure is likely to be seen as contrary to the local commonly accepted standards of decency, and may in fact be a violation of law. In some countries a breach of the standards of modesty is considered to be public indecency.

 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Indecent exposure

Indecent exposure is the deliberate exposure by a person of a portion or portions of his or her own body under circumstances where such an exposure is likely to be seen as contrary to the local commonly accepted standards of decency, and may in fact be a violation of law. In some countries a breach of the standards of modesty is considered to be public indecency.


What if it's not deliberate? Like what if she just escaped from by basement and on her way to the cops she got a massive craving for no name cola and pretzels?
 
She doesn't have too many options to when it comes to carrying things on her, does she? :1orglaugh I would hate to think where else she would put it.

Not many options... not many at all. Maybe though she was just gonna walk out. However her boyfriend or husband would most likely have the money.
 
I'd like to know why she went to the soda aisle, then the bread aisle, and now she's in the 3rd. aisle, but if you'll notice - she didn't put anything in her basket from the other aisles. Hmm. weird.
 

habo9

Banned
Id say "Excuse me I think your stealing , I saw you slipping something in your muff , open up or I will call the cops."
 
I'd put some whip cream on her tits before I lick and suck them :)
 

Shifty

O.G.


What would your reaction be? Of course we take out that this would involve someone getting arrested but lets say none of that is involved.

I would simply offer to carry her groceries for her. Like any true gentleman would.

And I would do so with a huge dent in my pants.
 
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