Rules of manhood.

[Roald]

haha great read!!!

 

[Galactic]

Don't agree with every rule on here, but good stuff nonetheless! :thumbsup:

 

[assholebythedoor]

to be a man you have to think like a man. who came with that idea?

 

[Galactic]

to be a man you have to think like a man. who came with that idea?

What?

 

[gunslingingbird]

When using a urinal, always leave at least one between yours and the next guy down unless the restroom is very crowded and abiding by the rule would result in more time missed of the game/show/party/etc.

I'm surprised it took 25 posts for anybody to mention this one.

 

[D-rock]

Or how about when somebody farts in a room with three or more people and nobody knows who did it, never be the first person to admit that you smell it.

Never allow a women to choose a paint color for either inside or outside your house or to choose a color for a car.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Or how about when somebody farts in a room with three or more people and nobody knows who did it, never be the first person to admit that you smell it.

Oh, I take credit for mine! Besides, as my roommates always say, my farts are so foul there's only one person that could've produced it.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

When using a urinal, always leave at least one between yours and the next guy down unless the restroom is very crowded and abiding by the rule would result in more time missed of the game/show/party/etc.

I'm surprised it took 25 posts for anybody to mention this one.

I've always thought that if a dude goes down to the urinal away feom everyone else, he must be hung like a 2nd grader.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

3) 5)
7) Never give a tip to the porter in a restaurant or a pub where you think the food is shit or the menu too expensive

In America, it is absolutely unacceptable to under tip someone who is waiting on you. Especially in front of a lady. It shows cheapness and elitism because of a lack of respect for people who work for a living.

3) 5)
8) If one walked on your foot without apologizing, grab the person by the wrist

Grab him by the wrist? Sure if your name is Nancy.

 

[Dawn]

Dont lie to your friends. Unless it's about who is ruling in your house. They are men too, they know what you mean

 

[LBP 76]

In America, it is absolutely unacceptable to under tip someone who is waiting on you. Especially in front of a lady. It shows cheapness and elitism because of a lack of respect for people who work for a living.

Or, if the service was mediocre, it shows her that you won't reward mediocrity.

I used to work for tips and if I fucked up, I'd politely refuse a tip.

 

[BlueBalls]

In America, it is absolutely unacceptable to under tip someone who is waiting on you. Especially in front of a lady. It shows cheapness and elitism because of a lack of respect for people who work for a living.

Yeah tipping isnt the facist dictatorship in Europe that it is in the US. But it soon will be, DAMN YOU ALL!!!

Yes, tip someone for good service etc etc etc, but its especially infuriating when the person you tipped comes back and tells you you havent tipped enough.

'Well fuck you, you should be happy with what I give you!!!'

Grab him by the wrist? Sure if your name is Nancy.

:rofl:

 

[julez]

lol

 

[Gordar]

Yes, tip someone for good service etc etc etc, but its especially infuriating when the person you tipped comes back and tells you you havent tipped enough.

'Well fuck you, you should be happy with what I give you!!!'

Did you visit the same italian restaurant (as far as you can call it that) in New York as I have?

 

[Baill Inneraora]

No posters of animals..............unless its dogs playing pocker

 

[Baill Inneraora]

poker

 

[purple tang]

I've always thought that if a dude goes down to the urinal away feom everyone else, he must be hung like a 2nd grader.

Obviously you are not hung enough to have room to talk.

There are several problems with letting co-workers know you are packing. Jealosy is one. Another is that female co-workers will hear and spread rumors that you are gay if don't drop everything and run when they make an offer. It doesn't matter how rediculous the offer was either. :2 cents:

And why are you wondering about a dudes equipment? :eek:

 

[georges]

Grab him by the wrist? Sure if your name is Nancy.

Nancy :lame: mk.I bet you are not into martial arts. At at aikido, you learn how to immobilize a person by grabbing her by the wrist fiercely and if you apply enough force you can break the wrist.

 

[Legzman]

great list, but I refuse to live by #5. If she's hot, then fuck her!

 

[BlueBalls]

Did you visit the same italian restaurant (as far as you can call it that) in New York as I have?

Maybe :dunno: but that annoying little tit-bit has crossed over the Atlantic and has started to crop up in the UK now.