Rules of manhood.

[Ravenholm]

Rule #1: Thou must whack off to Jessica Alba 15 times per day.

 

[Roughneck]

Amusing

cheers,

 

[Analingus]

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

If the guy isn't a friend, no limits. Doesn't matter if you have known him for a day or a lifetime.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

* Basic fundamental rule of dating: Quantity, not quality.

* Basic fundamental rule of sex: Quantity IS quality.

 

[pikachar]

wow, and nobody posted these two either...

Don't ever wear a pink collared shirt, and especially don't take photos with other douches wearing them

Men cook with fire, goes all the way back to the caveman, let girls use an oven

 

[stampede2873]

Men cook with fire, goes all the way back to the caveman, let girls use an oven

I will now pass my "MAN Card" forward.... I cook on the stove.....


and I bake.

 

[Bone]

do not put your hand on a man when he is pissing

that happened to me the other weekend in a bar. after seeing how much i did not appreciate that, he apologized about three times inside and outside the bar. he should have dropped it instead of dwelling on it

 

[Skyraider22]

Pretty good stuff nice:1orglaugh

 

[Writers Block]

no snitching and I stick to it

 

[24788]

Where's the one that tells the guy what they can and can't do during sex/blowjobs?

 

[broderic_randal]

When using a urinal, always leave at least one between yours and the next guy down unless the restroom is very crowded and abiding by the rule would result in more time missed of the game/show/party/etc.

I'm surprised it took 25 posts for anybody to mention this one.

thats because we all knew this, and thought we didnt need to post it